I shaved off my beard this morning, and in doing so found the need to rinse off my razor often and thoroughly. Upon finishing I noticed that somehow I’ve managed to scratch the hell out of the sink with the back side of a plastic razor.
My girlfriend is none too pleased. How can I fix it?
You can get porcelain repair kits at most hardware stores. They will fix small scratches quite well, in my experience.
You might want to try some pumice (carefully). I had a toilet bowl that I thought was scratched beyond repair, and some rubbing with a pumice stone removed the scratches.
Mods, feel free to close this one. I’ve been dreading her calling me all day to bawl me out, but it turns out that I didn’t scractch the sink, my razor leaves marks like a crayon on the sink and they scrub right off with some Soft Scrub. Apparently this isn’t the first time I’ve done it either, but it was the first time I noticed. :smack:
Alternatively, they can move it to the Pit so we can tease you about it for a day or two. 
Yeah, that’s cool too. 
But just think of the points you can score by removing the scratches anyway… 
Chicks really dig that stuff. And if it’s easy, so much the better!
I was about to say exactly that… I’ve done the same thing, but after a moment of sudden realisation on the relative hardness of the materials in question (“M’oh!”), realised they couldn’t be scratches, and indeed they come right off.
I’ll admit that I was absolutely baffled as to how a cheap plastic desposible razor from Target was able to just destroy a Kohler sink in a matter of minutes, but it was first thing this morning, I had 6 or 7 beers watching football last night and so was a bit fuzzy first thing and accidentally destroying things is kind of a hallmark of mine. It’s totally plausible that because that’s just my luck.