It would be fun if they dumped them on the person who returned the painting just like they used to do the ping pong ball drop back on the old Captain Kangaroo show. Although it might kill them if not dropped gradually. Still, I’d volunteer for the test run.
No, no , please allow us…And, while we’re at it, let us get you an escort…Security!!!
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Even better: Give us Osama bin Laden or we’ll force you to eat one entire box of Good & Plenty!
Now I’ve got the munchies.
Well, don’t just sit there, go steal a painting.
Now, it would be really ironic if the candies were called Munchies.
I’m also glad that no one is intent on stealing Hieronymous Bosch paintings – what’s up with everyone stealing The Scream all the time?
The thieves always give up when they try to write the ransom note:
We have a very valuable Hironomus…
We have a very valuable Heronimous…
We have a very valuable Huronmnious…
Screw it, let’s go for that Scream painting again. It’s not very well guarded anyway. Stupid Norskies!
Here’s a glimpse of The Scream&m.
You could say the irony would be delicious. It might be even better if the reward was a supply of Munch Nut Bars - but that could be funny on too many levels.
Kythereia, you’re a genius.
Just as long as you don’t mention “Hersheys” and “chocolate” in the same sentence. (Personally speaking, I think dropping two tons of Hersheys doggy doo on Bin Laden’s head would be almost just punishment.)
Can we put these guys in jail? Maybe in the same cell as the thieves?
There are dark chocolate M&Ms?
Why was I not informed?
I sort of like those things . . . I can’t explain it either.
Must be because you hate America.
Followed by … the CIRCUS PEANUTS!
That’s probably it. For the record, even I draw the line at circus peanuts.