Screen names for new Posters.

I think we need to keep a list of good screen names, which are not in use, for new guys to look at. That way when a person decides to unlurk, and be noticed, they aren’t stuck wondering just what the heck to call themselves.

Hey, wait a minute, we could use this thread!

Attention Newbies, if you have already registered, DO NOT JUST REREGISTER A NEW NAME. That is a big time no no, here in Cecil Country. But, if your name is a total loss, write to an administrator and ask real nice, and they will let you change, perhaps even to one of these real cool names on this thread!

If you do use one, come here first, and tell everyone that you took one, say thanks to the poster who put it here, and then go post your ass off all over the board!

Way cool.

Here are my suggested nifty screen name, never used since I have been here:

Sum Fat Gai

Demoshaneeze (like Demosthenese but with pebbles in your mouth)

Sosumi

Phil Aatelist

Phil Ossified

Triskadecamus

The last one is mine, you can’t have it.

Pablo.

Helena Handbasket

omphalos

Justin Case

Helen Damnation
(or Helen Buckshott)

(I’m not just copying you Francesca, honest)

penismightierthanthesword (you might not get away with that one)

Short Pianist

Cunning Linguist

Helen Back

Gregor Samsa

mehitabel

Ophelia Rass

Spider In Cider

Miss DeMeanor

Nanya Bisness! :smiley:

-Member
-Dude
-Cochise
-Neighborhood playboy
-Nobody
-Cecil Adems
-Area man (or woman) (with props to The Onion)
-My dad (Flames in the Pit would start off “My dad is a f*ckin’ jackass…”)
-Putz! (could sign all posts :wally )
stv

Well, I can assure that user names like “Member” and “Cecil Adems” will be amended. “Putz!” too.

Captain Zero!

Ivor Bigun
I assume that names like Troll and Sock Puppet would be disallowed too.

Putz! is no good?? (Member and Cecil Adems I understand :))

stv

:wally This is why.

Colon Right Paren

Which is cool, because blind people can’t tell the difference between that, and the unaltered key strokes for a plain smiley.

How I came to know so much about teasing blind people is a long story, and not a pretty one.

Tris

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[li]En Ron[/li][li]Art Andersen[/li][li]Hi Opal! (I think that one’s taken)[/li][li]Mart R. Dom[/li][li]Nova Cain[/li][li]Kee Mosabe[/li][li]Cole Gate[/li][li]Scotch N. Soda[/li][li]Scoob E. Due[/li][li]Chuck E. Cheeze[/li]**
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I made this thread a while back, it has some good ones: Cool usernames still up for grabs.

My best contribution was probably Adam and DVD. I guess it’s alright…

Brave Sir Robin