I can feel your presence, lurkers! You are thinking of joining but first need a screen name. I invite other Dopers to join me in offering cautionary and suggestionary advice (but remember that any names you suggest are free to be used by any lurker. The early bird gets the worm!).
Point the first: Make sure your screen name doesn’t suck. The following names could ruin your posting experience at SDMB for a variety of self-evident reasons:
Vulva Con Carne**
Wow–don’t go there! On the other hand, the following excellent screen names are very likely to facilitate a rewarding and pleasurable posting lifestyle:
You get the idea! Pick one of these names, stop lurking, and get with the pic!
Dopers, it’s your turn: Cautionary and suggestionary names, please.