We seem to have a plethora of lurkers signing up and I welcome them all!
With so many registered members, it is very hard to come up with a username that is original and sticks out. I mean, we all cannot be me more’s the pity . There is only one Atomic Badger Racing and none of us are it, which is even more sad.
Just because Imthecowgodmoo is taken and MIA, does not mean for any lurker or Doper who chose poorly, to give up hope. Not yet. You get, AFAIK, one offical name change. But, if you do it right, if you choose wisely, you could become famous.
You could become a :::::::::::::bangs Gong:::::::: Doper Legend.
Quite often through out a variety of forums there will be a funny/interesting combination of words that inevitably get the * BAND/USER name !!!111!!! Because secretly we are all 13 year old t33nager5!
I have made an inadequately short list of some of these so that it might help or assist a lurker in chosing the right name for themselves. As we all know, The Name Is Everything. Content means diddley-squat. Unless you are in GQ/GD or possibly The Pit YMMV. 
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Her Name Was Lola
Basically F*cked
Gucking Forgeous** Courtesy of Sampiro.
That Guy
Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act Admit it, it sounds cool**
Deranged Maniac
Free Range Maniac
Ranged Maniac
Hawley-Smoot Maniac
CarFullofScaryClowns
Ax Murderer #1**
I like maniacs, what can I say?
Every time you pick a terrible username for yourself Og kills a masterbating gaybaby whale.
Please contribute to this Name Drive.
*Availability of user names is limited, so order early and often! Our operator is standing by!