**Genital Warthogs
Sir Vesa
Enunciator
Shouldn’t That Be Pink?**
Total Spaceship Guy
TheLegendReborn
Paranoid Android
Ronald (1920’s style) Raygun
(absolute uncertainty)
Static Reflex
Infinite Limits
I apologize if any of these were previously mentioned, or already taken.
Schrodinger’s Cat
Ronald “1920’s-style Death” Raygun
Sorry, Regallag. I didn’t see your post before I posted mine.
Mariana Trench
Sarbane Oxley
Miami Vice
Preview
Scabby Monkey
Nixon’s Head
Big Fat Goalie
Acacia Leaf (but only if you’re hot) 
HAW! HAW! HAW!
Honk if you love honking
**
came back, brought pie
Hi, Opal!
Who burned my dog?
Masturbates Like A Motherf*ck
**
I’m rather fond of Solipsistic Casanova.
A few more:
Someone Keeps Moving My Chair
We Have To Be Sure About This
Death From Your Left
The Embodiment Of Whoops!
Mister Zero
The Duck of Death
Band Name!
How 'bout…
The Mother of All Pizzas ?
Also, paying homage to a thread that I think popped up in GQ recently (the search engine would have a pretty easy time finding it 
):
CuntFuck McNiggerWop
Court Gesture.
Gay Shah Girl
Say 10
Stray Dorker # 43,725
Whatever happened to Astroboy anyway?
Five Easy Pizza’s
Schroedinger’s Hampster
**Mary in a Half Shell **
**Normal Juan
Only Juan
Juan in a Million
Juan Singular Sensation!
HeRanIntoMyKnife5x’s
**
Beaver Ration
Weaselator
Quarrelsome Queer
Wangaratta Wonderboy
Miracle Whip
Green w/nv
because I really really really want to change mine to CuntFuck McNiggerWop.
I beheaded him with my bastard sword. There can be only ONE!