Yes, I will have to call dibs on that one 
Cecil’s Less Known Younger Brother
Uranus Hertz (Sorry, I had to do this one)
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Multiple Orgasm Man!
Attention Deficit Dis- ooh, a penny!**
Flipsthroughnovelstofindsexscenes
3Half-eaten sandwichC (someone help with that. Trying to make it look eaten. )
Not The Grapist
Cecil Addams
I was just thinking about this earlier, and literally made myself LOL, but I couldn’t remember what was so funny about it.
**Confident Incompetent
Abusive Alchoholic Guardian Angel**
My own humble offerings:
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DONOTTHINKABOUTAPINKELEPHANT
My Baby’s Momma
Pornocratic
Bellybutton Surprise
Might As Well Face It
Possibly Maybe
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C:\DOS>dir /p
Immortal Maiden Elven-Wise
Akh Lyebe!
Schmibby-fnoodler
Mass Transit Gloria Mundi
Nonintercourse Act
Dïäërësïs
Doctor Showkasser – From an old Mr. Magoo comic strip in which the nearsighted protagonist misreads the words “Decorator’s Showcase”, walks into a furniture store, sits down on a couch, and starts describing his psychiatric complaints to the salesman he imagines to be Dr. Showkasser.
Eustace Pockle – A Petticoat Junction character who stole an alarm clock and brooch and was temporarily housed at the Shady Rest as a prisoner when the sheriff closed the local jail and went on vacation.
Steph’s Rules – Suggested by my sweetie, who is a fan of Purdue women’s basketball and whose all-time favorite player is Stephanie White.
Who knows, maybe a few of these have already been taken. Couldn’t be arsed to search…
Aunty Depressant
Bad Comma
Cogito Ergo What
Crushed Earthworm
Employee Discount
Entry Level
I’m Not Gary (Thx Stan Douglas)
Jober as a Sudge
Kiss the Blade (Thx Iain M. Banks)
Late for Dinner
Later That Same Ear
Limited Time Only
Nutted by Reality (Thx Nick Lowe)
Sally Fifth
Slaphead
Wildlife Analysis (Thx Boards of Canada)
…better stop, I could do this all night.
BabyEw that’s what my toddler keeps repeating
Lucyfur because that’s what I’d like to name my cat
Chicken Sexer
Moody Loner w/gun
Play-Doh Apocalypse
** Cyborg Platypus**
Huh. At first I thought Only Once, in 1960 was in the same spirit as But I didn’t inhale.
I guess no one should be surprised, though.
HyperHamster
Hamstermuncher
Andre the Water-soluble Goldfish (for fans of surrealism)
Any of the names in anything by P.G. Wodehouse.
Messenger of Og
kantspelfourshyt
**I’m a MYLF (or DYLF) ** – think MILF, replace “I’d” with "you’d
**Pope Smear
Dingo Nutz
TOO MUCH BOOTY
Bitchy Male Nurse
Vaya con Devo
Spadge
Spicey Tubesteak
Beat Meat Manifesto
Fitshaced**
**Dr. Usuallove
Dr. Strangehate
Seven League Reeboots
Belly of the Feast
Uneventful Horizon**
**Anne Twerp
Bo Livia
Hung Gary**
**Salvia D.
Rhoda Dendron
Ernest Sage
Rockinghorsefly
Bob Feta
Antonin R. Todd
Watch Your Overcoat
Poor Celine
Shoehorn Butterhorse (I can’t believe that’s still on the table!)
Jimmy Joyjuice**
**Bigamy Bob
Hurley Quinn
Mama Lujo
Grace Hoper
Shun the Punman**
Knute Rockne Amadeus
Handsome B. Wonderful
Hercules Rockefeller
Unexplained Bacon
Dangerous Beans
I Got Better
You missed a bunch of demographics:
SlanteyedCuntFuckKikeMcNiggerWopLimeyTowelheadRedSkinLeprachaun
Attention is in the details, man. In the details. If you must be offensive, offend ALL of them.