Her story doesn’t sound very credible to me. A security guard approached her, asked if she wanted to meet Beiber, took her backstage, they immediately start kissing, and then he boinks her in a bathroom? Really? Sounds like something recycled from a Led Zeppelin groupie’s memoirs.
She did say 30, but I assume that includes the exchange of numbers in the afterglow and half-hearted promises to call her soon.
Bieber needs to submit a DNA sample ASAP. Shoot this story down quickly.
Otherwise it looks like he’s got something to hide.
I’m skeptical that this story is true. But until the paternity tests come back there’s always a chance he’s the baby daddy.
Well it’d be a misdemeanor, so jail time up to year still possible.
When in Rome and all that. Wouldn’t want to go to Singapore and hope they treat you like a Canadian. 
Down here we persecute sinners.
Let’s go on the assumption that this woman is crazy and this story has zero basis in fact.
Assume you were Bieber. Hell, if you’re a guy, just assume this was you. You find out someone you’ve never even heard of before has filed paperwork on a paternity suit naming you as the father.
How eager would you be to rush down get a DNA test just to “clear the air.” After all, if you’ve done nothing wrong, you shouldn’t have anything to hide.
Ah, I see. Hey, young Canadians, watch where you put your peeners! You know Americans are all prudey and “You can’t drink or have sex until you’re 35.”
True enough.
If you haven’t see it yet, this is worth a laugh.
Agreed.
Oh and he and Selena are definitely getting it on. This is surely not on accident.
My understanding is that the children of teenage parents have an increased chance of becoming teenage parents themselves. Also, that evangelical christian teens are less likely to use condoms or other forms of birth control.
Reproductive Health website has published articles on the subject though there may be alternate viewpoints out there.
That story is quite generous in calling it a “one night stand”. 30 seconds? That’s not even time to unwrap a condom.
Hence the pregnant.
Whoo-wee. This gets better and better.
http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474980702939
You imagine you’re him… or any other teen-aged boy. Wouldn’t “It never happened” sound better than “He lasted 30 seconds!!”
I’d think any guy would want to shoot down that story. Preferably in 30 seconds or less. :(
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Does Canada have some kind of national DNA registry? I’m thinking there should be some kind of reputable agency where he could be tested once and the results kept secure and available, so he would have to get a new test every single time a new claim comes up.
Yes. Of course. All Canadians are probed and catalogued at birth.
There’s no reason why the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) shouldn’t be able to pull the relevant DNA match and charge whomever is guilty of this infraction. I don’t see the problem frankly.
This story did get me to thinking about an odd catch 22. A mother has every right to expect child support from the father. Yet in cases like this exercising that right puts mom in legal jeopardy.
I’m glad the sex charge is only a misdemeanor in this case.
It would be horrible for any mother to raise a child without child support because they were too frightened to ask for it. The child shouldn’t experience poverty just because one parent was underage.
Presumably, at some point, someone on his management or legal team must have sat him down and explained the problems that would result from an unintended pregnancy, and encourage him to either always use a condom (and take it with him when he’s done) or limit himself to masturbation. That’s gotta be an awkward conversation.
Is it possible that Bieber hired a look-alike as a decoy so he can escape hordes of fans and that it was the decoy who had the “encounter” with Ms. Yeater?
Conspiracy theorists want to know!
Huh?
I thought Justin Bieber was TEN. That’s what’s supposed to be so remarkable about him, isn’t it? There’s nothing unusual about a teenager being able to go into a studio and churn out some auto-tuned crap.
ETA: also, twenty years ago, that lady was an INFANT! OP, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. :eek: