Well I can make everybody else feel better about themselves, because I’m probably about as ugly as anybody you have ever seen.
The good.
I have great hair. My hair grows about 4 inches a month, It’s thick and bushy and soft redish-blonde, I routinely get offered up to 1000 bucks by wigmakers for my hair.
The bad.
First I have some strange disease, and causes my body to create random scars and rashes and extreme sun sensitivity so that my face always look like I just threw acid all over it. They can’t figure out what it is, but think it is close to Lupus, even though my blood doesn’t have the usual identifiers.
My eyes change color all the time, from brown to blue to grey to green. The are so deep set and wierd looking that the usual description is zombie eyes.
Due to a long time spent getting in a lot of fights, and having no health insurance, my nose is twisted and smashed all over the place.
My teeth were basically striaght, but due to the fighting they are all severly chipped, my canines stick out so much that I have been asked if I had that vampire-fetish capping and filing thing done. (athough for a guy named wolfman I guess its appropriate :)).
My jaw has also been broken, and sits kind of off to the left side.
My face and body in general has a lot of scars, from the fighting, and the disease.
I have a very stock body. When I was 15 and had little fat or muscle I had a 52 inch chest. I now have some muscle and a lot of fat, along with huge disgusting man boobs. so when someone attepts to hug me it’s kind of like hugging a wall.
My right kneecap is about 2 inches low, and the whole knee is kind of twisted since I never got them fixed after they got screwed up. The ankle is twisted back the other way, so that my foot goes mostly foreward at least.
My body hair is very patchy and irregular, probably related to the disease.