So long as multiple-teleports are allowed, there’s endless opportunity for tele-swaps. Reversing the contents of two rooms in a public building, for example. Or the evidence-lockers for two major crime squads.
Nope.
I quite clearly stated that you were allowed only one teleport, either to you, from you or point-to-point.
White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars
Hey, who invited them to play?
Teleport about four stiff slugs of vodka into Mitt’s stomach five minutes before the next debate.
Okay, now.. I’d donate $$ to that effort.
Teleport a statue of some famous person onto Mars where the Curiosity rover would find it.
The only question is, who should it be a statue of?
Can we toss in a wad of wet cocktail napkins coming out of his shirt pocket?
He’d be dead but wouldn’t this cause widespread confirmation of his beliefs and loads of new religious people?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I nominate L. Ron Hubbard or Carl Sagan
Or, if you want to drive the conspiracy theorists wild… send the old lunar landing thingy-ma-gig and they’ll all swear that everything is being filmed in the deserts of California.
So, a double-decker-bus-size iron statue of the FSM soaked in diesel and set ablaze, placed on top of the Kaaba amidst the Tawaf of the Hajj.
Where are you going to get said statue? Do you happen to have one kicking about?
Can I teleport fire? Because it’d be pretty funny to teleport a whole bunch of fire onto one of those preachers people were talking about before. I don’t want put any combustible material onto the guy, because then investigators would notice that he had been covered with gasoline, or whatever it was. Just boom FIRE OUT FROM NOWHERE!
Gene Roddenberry.
How about Mitt’s colon? Obama’s too.
Send a busload of consiracy theorists to the Apollo 11 Landing Site.
Or,
Send two half-buses, one with lions, the other with bears, to Soldier Field for next Monday Night Football’s game of the week. Each half-bus in the backfield of the opposing football team during opening kick-off would be just fine.
There’s lots of statues of Lenin left in Russia, I think teleporting a statue of the second most famous atheist in history on top of the Kaaba would work.
Why not Marx? Well, I don’t wanna share a world with a billion Santa Claus worshipers.
Well, it’d be hilarious to teleport the contents of Romney’s large intestines to his mouth, as soon as it’s his turn for a rebuttal.
Or I could teleport the Eagle or one of the Apollo lunar rovers from the moon to my garage, and sell it to the highest bidder.
The really important question is whether teleportation devices would have any uses that do not involve fucking with people. I mean, absent the capacity for mischief, who would even bother to invent one?
At the next sold out NFL football game, teleport the football to myself just before kickoff. As in, right before the player’s foot hits the ball.
Good grief!