WWCD? - What Would Cecil Do?
Hi Opal!
Call me. 555-1234.
You live in a post office?!
Cougar heart Kit
Cougarfang wuz HERE.
Here I sit
Brokenhearted
Tried to post
But the hamsters farted
Viva la prehensile rectum!
We aim to please.
You aim too, please.
On a gas station restroom wall with several names scrawled on it:
“A man’s ambition must be small
to put his name on a shithouse wall.”
In the men’s room of a now-defunct Pasadena beer bar:
“You might as well sit on the seat.
The crabs in here can jump six feet.”
In a catholic school lavatory with four stalls, the last one with the door missing, someone stuck post-its over the openings saying,
“I John, II John, III John, Revelation”
(I didn’t see that one myself, but read about it.)
Near the roof:
“If you can piss this high, join the fire department!”
A long time ago, I saw on a bathroom wall a simple message. Well, not really a message. Just words. It said: Moose’s Butt, MT.
I still don’t know what that means.
Nixon out!
Those who write on shithouse walls,
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.
:0)
[giggle]
Byte me.
Your mother ends in -gry!
How dare you call me names!
Hi, Kn*ckers!
Aesiron and NoClueBoy spend a LOT of time together.
Call Me for Manly Love [insert friend’s phone number here as a gag]
Esprix, what the hell are you doing in the Ladies Room? 
Trek Rulez!
[crossed out]
Star Warz Rulez!
[crossed out]
Babylon 5 Rulez!
[crossed out]
Why do you guys waste your time with that junk anyway? :rolleyes:
Jesus saves sinners!
And redeems them for valuable prizes!
Free the SDMB Hamsters!
And replace them with chipmunks.
CJ
Monkey!
Beware the Power–the Power of Cows!
Exgineer is a total slut!
Have a booger
Leave a booger
Need a booger
Take a booger