Inspired by this thread, what have you seen in the bathroom that made you chuckle?
A bar I used to frequent had this one:
And then underneath, in different handwriting:
I thought it was very clever, although I later found out it wasn’t an original, when I heard it described by someone who never could have been to my bar.
What other good ones are out there?
Here I sit broken-hearted,
Paid my dime and only farted.
When I was a kid, there was an issue of Mad Magazine that had a bunch of classic bathroom graffittis on a sheet of stickers all ready to paste to your favorite bathroom wall. These continue to be the best lines I have ever read.
I’ve always heard it as:
Here I sit all broken-hearted,
Came to shit but only farted.
Big Sharpie letters:
“MY MOTHER MADE ME A LESBIAN!!!”
Followed by the smaller “if I supply the yarn will she make me one too?”
Or on the paper toilet seat cover/ “ass gasket” dispenser at Dallas-Fort Worth airport men’s room:
“Free cowboy hats! Take one!”
Huh. Perhaps I shouldn’t have chosen today to remove that from my album. Here it is again, in its proper place.
In a men’s room:
“Don’t buy anything from the gum machines! It all tastes like rubber!”
Don’t sit there with a broken heart,
One day you’ll shit when you thought you’d fart.
In “the lesbian stall” at the cafeteria of the University of Miami:
Life’s like a dick: when it gets hard, fuck it.
In “the lesbian stall” at the cafeteria of the University of Miami:
Life’s like a dick: when it gets hard, screw it.
Not so original at the University of Miami, huh Nava?
Here I sit in the stink and vapor
Some SOB used all the paper!
I also saw one in my a college stall: Ahh, making memories!
It’s usually seen scratched into the dryer rather than photoshopped, but it’s still the funniest thing in the history of the world. Ever.
“Edith Head gives good wardrobe” 
VCNJ~
I think the best I ever saw was in one of the guys bathrooms at my high school, I went in one day just to see it, me being a girl and all. Over a urinal it read “Hetler was the greatest” and underneath was “learn to spell you F-ing moron”. Still cracks me up
This just tickled me the right way, and I have to go take a pain pill because the recent stitches in my abdomen are aching so badly from laughing so hard. But it was worth it, and I’d do it again.
On the inside of a stall door in the college’s Physics Building, eye level if you’re sitting on the can:
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???
THIS IS AN ELEVATOR!!!
Well, I thought it was funny…
In a Library men’s room here at ASU:
Here I sit, buns a flexin’
Just gave birth to another Texan
Last fall, I drew a bacterium in the stall in one of the buildings on campus. A few weeks later, I came back and there was another one! Asexual reproduction, baby!
