I thought #2 was best. A little weak at the end but overall, I liked it best.
I wonder if I lost my sense of humor - none of them made me laugh…
Turn me on, dead man
Turn me on, dead man
Well, I still have my sense of humor - you crack me up, Shibb!!
#4
(#1 a close second)
#1
#4 was the best written, but I vote for #2 as the funniest.
I’m stuck between #2 and #8.
So 2 from 8 equals 6.
I go with #6.
::sweating under the barrel of the .38 that the mean man is pressing against my head::
Number…f-f-f-four…
I’m a have to vote for #5. Anyone wanna place some side bets on who wrote what piece before the winner’s identity is revealed?
DaLovin’ Dj
Only a scant 7 and a half hours left to vote. It’s a tight race, so these votes are vitally critical. So, if you opened this thread and read the pieces, please take the time to vote.
Thanks.
I think I know who wrote about half of these, which is one reason I didn’t really vote. It might be fun to guess the authors before the names are revealed.
So make the guesses! Quick! We are running out of time!
I preemptively demand a recount.
JBERGES, you must be the one that sent for Florida election officials.
40 minute warning.
WARNING
Only 40 minutes left to vote.
After much thought, soul-searching, and masturbation, I must admit that I still find it hard to decide. Number 8 was sheer comedic genius, while number 2 made me laugh so hard, I plotzed. 1 was a wonderful way to start off the contest, 7 was so full of wit that I had multiple orgasms just reading it. 5 and 6 were both so brilliant that I find the coincidence of them being placed together remarkable. 3 was chock full of chuckles and damned near made me shit my pants.
But, ultimately, I must cast my vote for number 4, if only for the name of the main character. I’m betting that Fenris wrote it.
I’m not one to make people wait in suspense to find out who won. However, before I announce the winner, I do want to thank all the people who took the time by to vote. Although FCM found none of the pieces amusing, and although SPOOFE seems to have bodily fluids coming out of every imaginable orifice from laughing so hard, I want to thank the participants who took the time and effort to put together some damn funny pieces. I consider it an honor to oversee such fine work. I will announce the winner, and then leave it up to the participants to see if they want to reveal who they are, and which piece is theirs. It’s their call.
In a unbelieveably close vote (one vote only), including both posted, and emailed votes, the winner of the first ever Best Comic Piece (Until the Next One Comes Along) is none other than:
SPOOFE!!!
spoofe Come on up and say a few words to these fine people.
Well, yes, thank you, thank you. I’d like to thank my lawyer, my mom, my best friend Larry, Frankie, Paul, Joseph, the other Joseph, Lord von Distoblat, the guy who works at the fish market down the street, floss, Billy Carter, Kevin Bacon, Bob, Simon Burburpliss, the Easter Bunny, underpants, Pink Elephants on Parade, Osama bin Laden’s brother Harvey (he’s adopted), Cecil Adams, MR. PIBB!!!, my lawyer, TechChick, Tinkerbell, my lawyer again, Sally Brinwold, Sarah Jessiva Parker, Sony, the laws of physics and thermodynamics, Max Payne, Hamlet, Flip, the Dark Side of the Force, astrologers the world over, Hugh Grant, the Carebears, Arnold Winkelreid, my lawyer, the NRA - Hey, put that little baton down, I’m not done yet - H&R Block, Calvin Klein, Hershey, Edward Scissorhands, Internet porn, Brian, Joey the Flapper for his guest appearance, Roger Waters, spam, Chris, Boeing, Buddha, erect penises everywhere, Kia, trout, my lawyer - Stop the music, I’m still going! - MaDa Productions, Scotty, George Lucas, One Ring to Rule Them All, Beetlejuice, [sub]Fenris and Scylla, for being less-funny than me[/sub], the entire nation of Spain, Dennis Leary, vomitoriums, my lawyer, and pork, the other white meat.
Whew. That’s a lot of people. You like me, you really like me! Or, at least, you like what I wrote, so that’s good enough for me.
Oh, and check out the sig…
Okay, but which one did you write? (Last time I counted, #4 was in the lead, but now we learn that there were some secret votes (e-mailed). Did you vote for yourself?)
Where’s that guy who was complaining about “non-transparent elections” in GD the other day?