Work insanities have kept me from posting much lately but somehow I’ve found time to do a little lurking. Imagine my suprise when the dirty little secret of sucking up to mods was fearlessly exposed!
At last! The guilty, sweaty, titillating truth was dragged into the open. Catharsis is at hand {rim shot} and Suck Up Doper Victims can vent every shocking, degrading detail.
The threats and fears; the dreadful punishments for breaking capricious rules. And the alluring promises and fabulous rewards for compliance; ah, the guilt!
::sobs::
My name is Veb and I’ve sucked up. But…::snivels::
Euty promised a personal Dark Angel In Leather Moderator home visit.
UncleBeer threatened to barbeque my dog, basted with Bud Light, and then post the recipe.
Lynn promised to pay off my mortgage, fry my enemies with thunderbolts and help me lose 10 lbs. in exchange for obesience and chocolate.
Manny vowed to scrag my retirement fund if I didn’t “play dumb”.
Arnold…omigod, and he looks so harmless. I can’t go on.
Tell your story. No excess is too wretched for these people.
Veb