I am. Everytime I see one in any of my post I go all jelly inside. If one ever bitched me out I would probably just shit a large square brick. I know that they are nice people but you know, they got the mantle of authority. Hey! Maybe that’s it! I am scared of people in authority…yeah forget all that other stuff cause that’s what I am trying to say…people in authority make me nervous. But then it could just be acceptance…I need acceptance, yep I think that is really what it is with me just gaining acceptance… especially from people in authority. Nevermind what I said before about whatever it was…
You guys think I am just being a big pussy? It’s ok to answer I ain’t afraid you nonmoderating peons…
[gratuitous ass-kissing]
Mods rule. Mods are great. They are always so observant and quick to step in (but only when they have to) and do their job, which they are so good at. Have you noticed how they always so witty and smart sounding? I wish I was a mod.
[/gratuitous ass-kissing]
We need to start a club, my friend. I get this little tingly feeling whenever I see a moderator in a thread I’ve started, or replying to something I’ve said in another thread. I get this “Woohoo! They noticed me!” feeling, especially when I’ve emailed them with a request, and they actually take time out of their busy lives to grant it.
Did I tell you that Gaudere actually spilled her drink on me in Chicago last spring? I had the drink-stained nylons framed, and they’re hanging up in the basement, right next to my email from Tuba telling me to just let her know when I wanted to change my username and she’d do it, the email from Ed Zotti requesting my participation in the Psychic Orgasm research, and the email from Euty saying he’d locked a thread that I asked him to lock. Oh, I also have UncleBeer’s autograph, before he was a moderator, and a picture of Alphagene smiling.
Not yet, but I’m hoping…
Wait a minute, I’ve got to start READING these before I start posting.
Never mind.
Back to your moderator sucking up,
WAIT A MINUTE!
Never mind.