Are you moderator whipped?

I am. Everytime I see one in any of my post I go all jelly inside. If one ever bitched me out I would probably just shit a large square brick. I know that they are nice people but you know, they got the mantle of authority. Hey! Maybe that’s it! I am scared of people in authority…yeah forget all that other stuff cause that’s what I am trying to say…people in authority make me nervous. But then it could just be acceptance…I need acceptance, yep I think that is really what it is with me just gaining acceptance… especially from people in authority. Nevermind what I said before about whatever it was…

You guys think I am just being a big pussy? It’s ok to answer I ain’t afraid you nonmoderating peons…

You have problems. :smiley:

Why should you be scared of them aha? Everyone knows you suck up to them like there is no tommorrow. :slight_smile:

[gratuitous ass-kissing]
Mods rule. Mods are great. They are always so observant and quick to step in (but only when they have to) and do their job, which they are so good at. Have you noticed how they always so witty and smart sounding? I wish I was a mod.
[/gratuitous ass-kissing]

TS where the hell did you get that idea? Oh yeah those threads a while back. Well I have grown since then. And by the way don’t you owe me 10 dollars?

pssst…aha, c’mere…

We need to start a club, my friend. I get this little tingly feeling whenever I see a moderator in a thread I’ve started, or replying to something I’ve said in another thread. I get this “Woohoo! They noticed me!” feeling, especially when I’ve emailed them with a request, and they actually take time out of their busy lives to grant it.

Did I tell you that Gaudere actually spilled her drink on me in Chicago last spring? I had the drink-stained nylons framed, and they’re hanging up in the basement, right next to my email from Tuba telling me to just let her know when I wanted to change my username and she’d do it, the email from Ed Zotti requesting my participation in the Psychic Orgasm research, and the email from Euty saying he’d locked a thread that I asked him to lock. Oh, I also have UncleBeer’s autograph, before he was a moderator, and a picture of Alphagene smiling.

Is that whipped enough for ya? :slight_smile:

What? I vaguely remember Cecil welcoming a Hoo somethin or other. Could that have been you?

Nah :stuck_out_tongue:

ohhh perse you is whipped baby!

TS, you hair splitter. :smiley:

Just watch your back, spud boy.

I thought they all said hi to you.
They can’t be so bad.

Ohhhhh good jesus there is one now. ::nervous:: heh heh hi Euty! ( He said I could call him Euty)

What does it mean, “mod”?

Eh… don’t worry, aha. I’ve been chewed out somethin royal before, but I don’t think any of them truly hold it against me… well… not all of them. :smiley:

–Tim

wow… yeah you are a big pussy.

What happens when you get pulled over? You know… like by a REAL cop and not just some sorta internet message board cop? :slight_smile:

That goes for you to perse… only… can a woman be a pussy? …or should you be a dick? I’m so confused.

I am willing to be, if I can choose the moderator.

I make in my pants ok?

It’s nice knowing that I gained favor with TubaDiva by sending her chocolate :wink:

I don’t know. I’ve never been pulled over, myself. I’ve been with people who have been pulled over, though. I just sit there.

Yes, a woman can be a pussy, too. A pussy is more than just a genital–it’s a state of mind. :smiley:

Yessss I wish I had said that!

Not yet, but I’m hoping…
Wait a minute, I’ve got to start READING these before I start posting.
Never mind.
Back to your moderator sucking up,
WAIT A MINUTE!
Never mind.