OOC:
(Guys…I think he’s got a girlfriend now…snort)
I pull out my .45 magnum and defy time and invention.
Other players who claim I am holding a stick are advise to get with the delusion…er… illusion.
I shouldn’t have bailed on my own thread - I just panicked! And I’m too busy at the moment to keep up with DMing. So I’ll just say that the Carrion Crawler seems to be very wounded, and someone else can take up the reins from here.
(Note: I MAY be making all of this up as I go along…)
Oh me, call on me…I’ll be the DM…
A black Dragon walks through another door stepping on the carrion crawlers, killing them.
The wizard, hello, teleports out to the first room, laughing.
That was easy enough to kill them, now to go collect my money…
Mwwwwhahaha
Damn, damn, damn. I really liked those undies too.
~quietly returns spellbook, checks out the group to see who would have clean undergarments to steal~
Most of my garments seem to be covered in various carrion crawler fluids. Ewww!
big puff of smoke
Never fear, SturmHauke the monk-mage is here! 
HAI! HWA! HOOHOOHUH! GOODGOODYALL! ZAP
I have defeated the carrion crawlers! I rule!
I suddenly awaken after having drank a substantial amount of Ferrous brandy. Seeing carrion crawlers, black dragons, and throatshot flailing about, I decide that maybe unconciousness is the better part of valor.
Wake me when it’s safe.
what about the dragon?
Well…Kat holds up the second flask that she just stole from Ferrous…Perhaps we can offer him a drink.
raises voice Hey, Dragon! Want a drink?
A dragon? Ah, I see! Dragon, do you not know that black makes you hard to see in the dim light? Let me help you!
Arur moachi grebo fluflu oogmatu nerachi UNGSABUTAR! poof
Yes! Florescent orange with green spots is much better! PARTY!
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting! HOI!
Us monks were fast as lightning! ZAP
Oh boy, there’s only one thing I can do in this situation.
backs into a corner and begins playing Star Trek fight music on the lyre
Ba-ba-ba-ba, baba-ba, baba-ba-ba
This party needs… mice! I know where to get some!
big puff of smoke
time passes…
big puff of smoke
I have returned from celestina’s house with mice! Look! dumps some mice out of a bag Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MIIICE!!!
I jump on sturmhauke’ back…
I think I wet myself again!
Maybe I should go back to the Inn and wait for you guys there, OK? OK??
My cleric uses a “Prayer” spell to improve everybody’s chances, because without one, nobody’s got a chance.
Or a prayer.
Or any salami, for that matter.
Before doing anything, I see if I can smell a nearby wumpus.
Now that’s dating yourself.