Who is Cooley High? I want to know the face of my opponent.
I’m Cooley High. Looks like you have the edge this week, although a lot of that is F. Gore being projected for 20 points.
Well, it’s nice to meet you.
[sub]Let me turn this thing on[/sub]
I do hope so very, very much, that we can get along well together. I’m sure you’re a intelligent, knowledgeable person with many great qualities and your team has a plethora of talent. I wish you the best of luck in this endeavour.
[sub]No, NO, NO!!! Hang on a second…[/SUB]
smack
[sub]Damn thing isn’t working[/sub]
WHAM
[SUB]C’mon you piece of crap[/sub]
CRASH
Alright, let’s try this again.
bzzzzzttttgraashhhhszzzztzttt
So you’re the lucky putz who get to be trounced by my stellar team. If you beg really nicely, maybe I’ll let you lick my shoes after I stomp you. You’re a lucky bastard to get this far. Did you autodraft? Because that pathetic heap of has beens and never was’s isn’t going to get it done. I hope your whole team tears their ACL, MCL, PCL, and any other CL they have. Kiss your hopes goodbye!
This message brought to you by the HamletSmackTalker3000. Available at finer stores.
There’s no way an autodraft pays $41 for Chris Cooley sir.
I thought it was $55.
$44, IIRC. One could argue that that mistake actually helped me, as it forced me to take chances on 2 rookie RBs (Chris Johnson & Matt Forte) instead of a pricey “stud” RB that probably would have bombed as so many did this year. Still, I think I’ll avoid doing it again next year!
I guess I’m set for the game. I don’t have a whole lot of good options at the flex position; I might leave Maurice Morris in. I picked him up last week for the semifinal, but he was playing the Rams. I’m also worried about Chris Johnson. I made the finals in both my leagues, and have Chris on both my teams (uh oh - he plays the Steelers). I’ll leave him in for the Straight Dope game, since my bench sucks, but I’ll have to decide what to do for my other game where I have viable flex options (Kevin Walter, Dwayne Bowe). I also have the Tennessee D/ST in the other league, but their best 2 players are out (Haynesworth, Vanden Bosch) and their defensive scoring is way down from the early part of the year. I could pick up another defense, but whose? Options include the Colts, the Browns (who are projected by ESPN to score the most points of any of the defenses on waivers, but c’mon, it’s the Browns!), and various other dregs of the league. I think their projections have SF as the next best defense.
Karma is a bitch:
It’s a bitch to me, too:
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/articles/2008/12/19/cardinals_might_rest_boldin/
A nice night from Wayne, Clark, and Jones-Drew. We’ll see who Karma likes.
Whoa… I’m down 49.5 points before my players even take the field?
I feel like the Lions.
Scores are
Cooley High 66.58
Dissapearing Pencils 60.70
Exploding Pancakes 32.70
Ocho CincNO 78.42
DeAngelo Williams is cordially invited to bite me.
I made the finals in both my leagues. I had the lead going into the Giants/Panthers game in at least one of those leagues, and possibly both.
My opponent in the SDMB league had Steve Smith… and DeAngelo Williams.
My opponent in the other league had Steve Smith… and Derrick Ward.
I will be searching my basement for some rope now, thanks.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
The way the Packers D has been playing, Forte and Jennings could get you 29. With Warner sucking bigtime (why did the coach replace him when he’s gotten the team into the playoffs? Seems pretty fucking stupid to me), I’m definitely vulnerable.
And, if it is any consolation, in my money league the guy I was playing had DeAngelo Williams, so while he really helped my chances, he cost me money in another league. So don’t get that rope yet.
First place.
Boy, it sure feels nice. Even with my biggest contract being injured in the playoffs, my fantastic drafting (and Deangelo Williams) led me to victory. A hard fought victory. But victory nonetheless.
I’d like to thank all the little people. Verne Troyer. Bill Barty. Peter Dinklage. Herve Villacheize.
And this first place trophy belongs to all of you, all of my fellow competitors, too. HAH! Psyche! It’s mine. All mine bitches!!!