Wow! I learned two new words today - slamfucked and gormlessly!
This board is so educational! 
PS Is it possible to be gormlessly slamfucked? What would that feel like?
By me? Yes.
What it feels like? Well, I’ve never asked before.
What I don’t understand about “gormless” is, what are these gorms that I am lacking when I am gormless?
It’s frabjous!
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Personally, I got a giggle at the second entry for gorm. “Come back gorm!!!” I learn new words over in the pit regularly. I am both enthralled and amazed at some of the insults – they are simply breathtaking.
Oh, and I’ve used “slamfucked” more years than I can count – it’s literally a reference to when a place of business is so slammed, they’re fucked.
They’re related to recks and ruths. (Taste like chicken.)
Canadjun, neither of those links was clear about the meaning of the words. I can guess that slamfucked might mean that restaurants on VDay would be packed to the rafters, with all the cooks and waitrons scurrying around, unable to keep up.
Oh the other hand, slamfucked might be a sexual enthusiasm, similar to a woman’s first date after breaking up with a boyfriend. 
Gormlessly? In the manner of having no gorm, I guess. Okay, I just looked it up. M-W says it means stupidly. Gorm apparently derives from gaum, which meant “understanding” in the dim past.
M-W offered no help with slamfucked.
The reason M-W is of no help is this is a word I coined a few years’ back. As I stated in my earlier post – and as you correctly guessed – it means a place of business is so slammed, they’re fucked. Meh. It works.
I pioneered a new term a few years back: “hate fuck”. We didn’t like the wife of the owner of the restaurant, so we said that if we ever had the chance, we’d (consensually, mind you) “hate fuck” her. It wasn’t about love. It wasn’t about romance. It wasn’t even about getting off. It was about a vulgar display of aggression…well…during sex with someone you very much dislike.
I always called that a grudge fuck. YMMV.
I donno, a grudge fuck (in my vocabulary) is an agressive fuck with the sole purpose of getting off. I can see hate fuck as a totally different monster.
I call that “sex”.
Very enlightening. Last night I picked up sushi for the very reason that restaurants are a mess on VDay, and the place was crowded, the staff harried and confused, the wait time way too long, people without reservations were being turned away (with many an unhappy male accompanying a female wearing Victoria’s secret underneath)…
In trying to explain the scene when I arrived home with dinner, I could simply have said:
That place was SLAMFUCKED, and there were some GORMLESS guys without reservations who will be begging for nookie later!
Right. A grudge fuck is essentially a race to orgasm. A hate fuck is just fucking the snot out of someone and not in a fun way. Usually demeaning things would be done/said.
Might I suggest instead “That place was slamfucked, and there were a few gormless cuntstomers without reservations who will be getting nothing but grudge fucks for a while.”?
gormless is cited from ca. 1746 in England by the OED.
And their etymology sections says
Any guess as to when you “coined” this?
I’ve been using it since at least the early 90’s – when I moved to Seattle. Before that, I donno – have you heard it elsewhere?
Brilliant. I just read that wonderful slamfucked bit in that other thread and now I see this. The “Urban dictionary” eh?
Veeeery iiiiiinteresting.
1998 on Google Groups(usenet).