How many posters are chiming in from behind bars on the board ? Any votes on whom ? [One or two particularly misogynists amongst the Teeming Millions strike me as child molesters in stir.]
Hmm, thankfully bad grammar isn’t a penal crime. Make that “noxious mysogynists”.
I admit it. I’m in jail. What was my crime…?
Being too goddamn sexy.
You were obviously framed.
Thank God they let me off the chain gang road-weed chopping crew long enough to find a computer and check in…shit gotta run, here come those fucking dogs again…
Why is this in the Pit? I’m shoving it over to MPSIMS.
Lynn
I’m behind bars! well… security bars on the windows in my house. Does that count?
Note to self: Castrate Alphagene 
Alphagene, that was priceless!
Hmm…so you’re incredibly witty, very sexy, and you’re a moderator…
::snuggles up to Alpha::
How you doin?
in a Columbian accent: First you get the funny, then you get the power, then you get the women.
And during all this, you make enemies. Like me. Fear me, Alphagene! I’ve got the power of Star Wars geeks behind me! I’ll kick your ass!..
…At Quake…