SDMB Mad Libs

Fill in the blanks BEFORE you read the text, then post the result!

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The SDMB is a very [adjective] message board. Many [plural noun] frequent the message board, including [plural noun] and [plural noun].

The SDMB was started on [date] by [Celebrity], a famous [noun]. S/He has [verb past-tense] for [proper noun] since [date].

The SDMB is run by a [noun] of Moderators and [plural noun]. They often are required to [verb] [adjective] threads, and [verb] [adjective] posters. Often, [adjective] posters [verb], causing problems for the [plural noun].

For [plural noun] who frequent the SDMB, [verb -ing] can become [adjective]. These [plural noun] often feel they are part of a [noun], and feel [adjective] towards other [plural noun].

[noun] is [plural noun] of [adjective]!

The SDMB is a very orange message board. Many mice frequent the message board, including faces and quarters.

The SDMB was started on March 28 by Angelina Jolie, a famous apple. She has ran for Austin since December 1.

The SDMB is run by an arm of Moderators and watches. They often are required to see gigantic threads, and read long posters. Often, tiny posters drive, causing problems for the feet.

For chairs who frequent the SDMB, kissing can become fluffy. These cars often feel they are part of a candle, and feel hot towards other tigers.

House is leaves of hard!

cute idea friedo! I don’t know what to make of the list of words I came up with! Kissing? Fluffy? I dunno.

The SDMB is a very aquaferous message board. Many paraplegics frequent the message board, including spoons and fixtures.

The SDMB was started on Juneteenth by Dave Wannstedt, a famous vibrator. S/He has worked for Kensington since Febutober the eleventeenth.

The SDMB is run by a blood of Moderators and gatekeepers. They often are required to felch crusty threads, and ** aerate stringy ** posters. Often, fast posters box, causing problems for the carrots.

For firetrucks who frequent the SDMB, fucking can become nefarious. These screwdrivers often feel they are part of a farce, and feel Armenian towards other newspapers.

Cloth Diaper is pluralists of funny!

This makes absolutely no sense. Congratulations!

The SDMB is a very hypoglycemic message board. Many books frequent the message board, including bacteria and joysticks.

The SDMB was started on June 26, 1971 by Dr. Suess, a famous hangnail]. He has inhaled for Enzo since February 2, 1974.

The SDMB is run by a dog of Moderators and sunflower seeds. They often are required to apply diarrheic threads, and transmit speckled posters. Often, shrill posters drill, causing problems for the pills.

For cameras who frequent the SDMB, nursing can become fluid. These gases often feel they are part of a desk and feel soft towards other bases.

Icon is codes of electric!

The SDMB is a very underrated message board. Many eggs frequent the message board, including responsibilities and dishes.

The SDMB was started on June 1994 by Nigella Lawson, a famous postcard. She has found for Helen since December 1999.

The SDMB is run by a brush of Moderators and establishments. They often are required to take good threads, and remove coarse posters. Often, vulgar posters piss, causing problems for the legs.

For arms who frequent the SDMB, scratching can become blue. These sounds often feel they are part of a head, and feel unstable towards other lumps.

Surface is feelings of sticky!

The SDMB is a very [adorable] message board. Many [dragons] frequent the message board, including [ax murderers] and [pickles].

The SDMB was started on [July 26th, 1943] by [Anthony Perkins], a famous [syringe]. He has [creamed] for [me] since [September 23rd, 1984].

The SDMB is run by a [marijuana joint] of Moderators and [notebooks]. They often are required to [polish] [delectable] threads, and [enjoy] [freaky] posters. Often, [intelligent] posters [swallow], causing problems for the [cigarettes].

For [crepe suzettes] who frequent the SDMB, [working] can become [mouthwatering]. These [animals] often feel they are part of a [crayfish], and feel [fatuous] towards other [crayons].

[Raven] is [eggs] of [sarcastic]!

The SDMB is a very big message board. Many fish frequent the message board, including harlots and mice.

The SDMB was started on August 12, 1977 by Garth Brooks, a famous chicken He has eaten for ** New Orleans** since January 5, 1983.

The SDMB is run by a cow of Moderators and 3/4" binder clips. They often are required to run purple threads, and smash fuzzy posters. Often, viscous posters ooze, causing problems for the gum wrappers.

For turkeys who frequent the SDMB, jumping can become verbose. These Elvis impersonators often feel they are part of a car, and feel round towards other headphones.

Leg is underwear of yellow!

The SDMB is a very cold message board. Many coat hangers frequent the message board, including Speakers and clocks.

The SDMB was started on November 11, 1999 by Eminem, a famous penis. He has poked for Jerusalem since October 11, 1984.

The SDMB is run by a computer of Moderators and legs. They often are required to grab slimy threads, and jump hot posters. Often, pointy posters write, causing problems for the envelopes.

For balls who frequent the SDMB, fucking can become big. These pizzas often feel they are part of a baby, and feel annoying towards other parents.

House is cups of round!

The SDMB is a very dew-spangled message board. Many musicians frequent the message board, including rollercoasters and computers.

The SDMB was started on July 3, 1776 by Bob Barker, a famous robe. He has murmured for Revlon since June 16, 1908.

The SDMB is run by a evening of Moderators and memos. They often are required to iron drunken threads, and suppress pink posters. Often, **competitive[/b
] posters flow, causing problems for the geese.

For penii who frequent the SDMB, burning can become chrome. These doorways often feel they are part of a moon, and feel cruel towards other sinners.

Mayhem is rivers of sexy!


Shouldn’t I be doing something constructive, like shaving my cat?

Hey there, MadLibWriters! If anyone wants to send me some madlibs, I’m looking for more (original ones) for my madlib script here: http://fathom.org/cgi-bin/madlibs.pl

if you wanna submit one, email it to me (opalcat@opalcat.com) … I’ll give you credit at the bottom of the story :slight_smile: