O I get it. 
Good job Tech…do you like the pic I just sent you better?
You can actually see me in decent clarity…and fully clothed.
::Fanning Myself::
Whew, it’s hot in here!
Damn, ReservoirDog, could you have any sexier eyes? I’d like to just dive right into those babies! And don’t even get me started on what I’d like to do to those lips. <Smack> Back to reality, Shayna…
And Wally, if you thought I was in love with you before - Sigh I really hope you can make it to Vegas. I just want to kiss that adorable face and hug you 'til you can’t breathe!!
How many pictures were up there? That’s how many crushes I have now. You guys are all wonderful.
Incredible job, techchick. Thank you for all the work you did to give us goils some drool material.
:::swoons:::
Wow, that was fun. Time to go on the prowl methinks.
Oh my, you men are all so…oh, my…
I mean…wow.
We have a mighty good-looking bunch here, I must say.
I think I need to go lie down…
Thanks for all the work techie! Lots of yumminess there! And some really juicy ones.
Wally, after seeing your sweet face, the full image of you killing a gerbil caused me to lose it…Now I can’t stop laughing! SMOOCH
I don’t have a scanner,tech, but I’ll see what I can do.
Wally’s blushing furiously while reminding Shayna and Ellele
that he’s an old fart, old enough to be their father.
Who’s up for some cybersex? 
Ooh! Ooh! Me, Wally! Woohoo!
Is that you, Angle?
Yikes! There’s a mouse on my desk!
Oh. It’s part of the computer. Whew!
Yuck. Wally looks excactly like the putz I imagined. I was surprised he didn’t submit the gerbil-in-ass pic though. Cybersex with this guy? Never!
Satan looks like someone who fills your gas tank up and doesn’t know how to calculate the change for a twenty.
Democritus looks like a gay hairdresser. On the Love Boat, apparently.
We all know how I feel about Exprix. This kid is just in denial: if you ask me, he’s as queer as can be!
Mad Poet looks like someone out of Vanilla Ice’s entourage.
MaxTorque looks like that one mechanic at my garage to whom I need to explain the basic functions of an ignition.
Milossarian looks like a fat version of Paul Gascoine.
Mullinator looks like a cheap Rik Smits lookalike.
Opus: I especially liked your lead role in Buttman goes to Rio.
The rest of y’all are just too ugly to look at.
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:D! Really!
Coldfire strikes again!
ROFLMAO! :D:D:D:D
Thank you ladies for the wonderful reviews, but it’s time for a little honesty. Hunks? Not hardly. When a usually truthful and occasionally acerbic poster like Eve comes up with “not a dud in the carload!” it’s time for an eye exam or a new dictionary. (Let’s see – dud: n. Good-looking guy – oh, that explains it!)
For your benefit I’ve created some categories to make it easier to evaluate the SD men. Feel free to use them as applicable – e.g. “That pluto’s a real 10!!”
1. Just Plain Ugly
2. Rugged, But Hardly Handsome
3. Gone To Seed
4. Old Jock
5. Been There, Done That, Looks Like It
6. Girlie Man
7. Eyes Too Close Together
8. Eyes Too Far Apart
9. Eyes Different Colors
10. Ears Too Close Together
11. Bald, But Otherwise OK
12. There’s A Good-Looking Guy Buried In There Somewhere!
13. Hate To Meet In A Dark Alley
14. Interesting Specimen
15. Tom Selleck Non-Lookalike
16. If My Dog Looked Like You I’d Shave His Butt And Teach Him To Walk Backwards
I wasn’t kidding about you, Wally.
Damn! Coldfire looks as queer as Esprix.
Could you change a nine dollar bill for threes?
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Coldfire, I prefer to think of myself as a cheap Larry Bird lookalike. But, I suppose I can understand why you would pick the Dunking Dutchman. It’s hard to walk through this thread with all of the swooning going on.
Hell, I knew that, Coldy.
By the way, jere in Norh America we have a technology that we call colour photography.
By the way, nice passport picture. I knew it couldn’t be your driver’s licence photo. Dutchmen can’t drive. Too complicated.
Now listen here Coldy baby, don’t make me get Gopher and Isaac to take yer sorry Dutch ass to the poopdeck and keelhaul ya!
Gay hairdresser huh? I may have to post to the “What’s The Best Compliment You’ve Ever Recieved?” thread now…
:feeling a little faint:
He actually said my name…
Those of you late pic senders…I will not post a picture unless I have your SDMB user name…
As of this time you you 3 3/4 hours to get your pics in.
< remember, I need user names >
Ladies, you have plenty of time.
Uh, ReservoirDog…where do you live? I’m leaving my husband and coming to get you. No, don’t try to stop me.
Forget ‘The Flirting Thread,’ we need a ‘Gratuitous Sex Talk Thread’ PRONTO!!!
ROFLMAO!!! Thanks, Coldy, Wally, and pluto! I can hardly type, I’m laughing so hard! pluto, dear; you are so wrong about these guys. Yes, including you!
If I start listing all the guys I now have a secret crush on, Mr Bear will turn into Mr Grizzly; so I won’t.
Can I at least drool a while longer, honey? Sigh…
techie, I’m trying to get the pic’s scanned in, and then sent to you. I’ll try to get it done by your deadline. I found an older one of my hubby <sorry, Coldy ;)> so I’ll send that one in. I have pipefitter’s permission to send in his too. What he doesn’t realize is that I’ll send in the one from the lake in April, without his shirt! 
Great Job, techie! Love the pics!
And, Omni, dear. Note the lack of sig, in honor of your suggestion about when you post more than once to a thread.