I remember the Skittles vs M&Ms war
I remember Mentos fights
I remember when StoryTyler and Melin and Kyla etc were freshly pink newbies. 
I remember Mr Water Sports and his fancy homepage (it’s back up but I forget the new url)
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Ooooh… what about AmplSampl?
I remember hating George and LilethSC for the whole “coyote incident”
I remember Drain and I calling each other very naughty names in email, back when we hated each other to death 
I remember when Suzeanne was AruinDmnd
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
I remember “insluted”!
I miss DEVILFISH.
I remember the Ebonics thread, which was my firebaptism, and conditioned me to stay out of topics which would be GD material here.
I remember Whytewitch.
I remember changing colors and fonts with the chart at the top of the window.
I remember thread splitting, which is why I only post here and not on MFSD or AFCA.
I remember those high school girls who knew each other; one had a boyfriend named Diego, they were in the same youth group, and one was hacked off because the other one’s mom wouldn’t let her have wine on New Year’s. What the heck were their names? I think they’re still active on MFSD.
I remember the posts about breastfeeding, and La Leche, the Milk Nazis, as one poster called them.
I remember Spitfire vs. Mustang.
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
I remember my first topic about hidden messages about the mellinium bug in TAFKAP’s song “1999”
Nobody saw the humour…
somethings never change
J
“trapped by the girl in the mirror and a bed that calls my name
standing on my own yet again, unabashed by the
cyclone of morons that abound this place
shhh, i think they’ve found me
hiding in their closet listening in on their
idiocy and mocking every phoneme
and allophone spilling from their diseased beings.”
Quoted from “Idiots”, by Prose
I don’t remember most of this stuff. Not because I wasn’t there, but because I have a terrible memory.
I do remember the ::shudder:: Prayer at Graduation thread.
I think I remember when Contestant #3 first showed up.
I remember that ChrisCTP never did do a birthday profile for me.
I remember a little from the AOL board. Nothing in particular, just that I went there a few times. I also remember liking UBB much better.
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
I remember Jason Petralia’s blindingly atrocious old sig.
I remember the “Iggle” sig.
I remember “Kiss Kiss” and “LOLOLOLOLOL!”
I remember filling MPSIMS with my inane yammer and mewl.
I remember crying while I read the board, trying to escape for a bit from my stupid, abusive parents, and finding support when I most needed it.
I remember feeling like I really belonged. Here, I just feel kind of lost.
-Lanna
Forgot one…
I (sometimes) remember a car full of hookers, and a big pile of blow. Yellow cake with pink icing, too.
Shadowfox
Flee at once, all is discovered!
I remember my first post that was a test and TubaDiva kicked it over here so that I could be very, very embarresed, but then I thought who’d remember, but now I see what really long memories you guys have, so I guess I’ll have to go hide in shame forever.
So us newbies now know that all our mistakes will be remebered forever.
Let’s see… what I remember about old days on the Straight Dope…
The Ebonics thread was just getting started.
It was the old style AOL MB
Jane Fabian was the MB moderator
Having to decypher Herbie’s posts.
Guenever/JOANBEAV/Batgrrrrl/Krftmstrss/Elle/Witewytch/Shadowofme/Shellgrrl/DanHickers/LenTSr
Newbies like Rosh, Melin, Pamadear, DrainBead, Tyler, Tomndeb, Otto
Opal’s first appearance in the chats
George’s first appearance in the chats
The "Moron"s
The Master answering 2 of my questions
Driveways/gry/various things traveling at the speed of light/masterbation[sic]/yellow dye #5/mountain dew/Hating Kathy Lee/lighting cat farts/The Goddesses of Chocolate
The perkster / Matbernst / Alaskansky / Cyberian / Manny Peeples / Benny Boy / The carrot, Chevy and hippo invasion / The Long Island home schooled boys / homework questions
Ranger Jeff
*The Idol of American Youth *
Riders In The Sky
How about all those word and trivia games we used to play in chat? I remember tearing up at those, back in the day. Oh, and the chat where we all tried to name Jeff’s band! That was hysterical.
Do we all remember the difference between a uterus, an ovary, and a vagina?
How often has it been since anyone asked Alan if all dogs go to heaven? And who was it that figured out that his left-wing video store should have been called Red Tape?
And how about James moonlighting as JohnGalt2U, with the entire MB trying to figure out who he was? Someone needs to drag him on this board.
As far as this board goes, I’ve been here since almost the very beginning, so I remember it all.
I remember when you could read the Guy Stuff thread in less than an hour.
I remember felching. (You know what I mean, dammit!)
I remember Brithael vs. Byzantine. I also remember palidors, GuanYu, and the rest of that particular troll infestation. After the trolls we’ve seen lately, I might even go so far as to say that I miss them…
I remember heatherlee. I first showed up right in the middle of one of those periods when she posted about twelve sex topics, all in her inimitable punctuation and capitalization-deficient style. And I thought, “Gosh, this is annoying. Maybe I won’t come back…” I’m glad she’s gone. And I’m not the only one…
I remember being brought on board a UFO, being placed on a table surrounded by bright lights, while an alien took out a probe and… whoops, wrong memory.
I remember my first visit to the TMHP, and discovering that nobody looked anything like I pictured them.
I remember the “Hands up, this thread is going straight to Cuba” thread. Which it promptly did.
I remember falling off my chair laughing several times, though specific examples elude me.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
-I remember Ophanim, what a whitty guy! I loved him!
-I remember when I died and was replaced by the Tubassassin. I cant remember what for though.
-I remember when the Guy Stuff thread started and how I kicked myself for joining in on the ground floor
-I remember wondering just what the hell felching was.
-I remember never finding out just what the hell felching was.
-I remember the shaved pubic hair thread.
-I remember making about 50 posts in two days and then vowing never to come back.
-I remember when the fuck you thread started
-But most of all I remember how you guys made me feel… yknow … inside. Like a total dumb ass. Thanks.
I’m back! … Oh so NO-ONE knew I was gone? Well that’s just freakin great.
-I remember Ophanim, what a whitty guy! I loved him!
-I remember when I died and was replaced by the Tubassassin. I cant remember what for though.
-I remember when the Guy Stuff thread started and how I kicked myself for not joining in on the ground floor
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-I remember wondering just what the hell felching was.
-I remember never finding out just what the hell felching was.
-I remember the shaved pubic hair thread.
-I remember making about 50 posts in two days and then vowing never to come back.
-I remember when the fuck you thread started
-But most of all I remember how you guys made me feel… yknow … inside. Like a total dumb ass. Thanks.
I’m back! … Oh so NO-ONE knew I was gone? Well that’s just freakin great.
I remember the time Ophanim double-posted. Hee hee! That was great!
Sorry. Couldn’t resist…
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
-I remember the post I just made. How I wrote stuff on it, about memories and stuff. Wow, good times.
-I remember Coldfire, whatever happened to Coldfire anyway?
{{{{{{{{Tuba}}}}}}}}
Then there were the “Whoosh” and “Sheesh” threads. Atraching lesbiants. Purity tests. Sterile pee. Chester the molester.
I still laugh when I visit the Pages o’ Flames on the TMHP.
This sig not Y2K compliant. Happy 1900.
I never come to MPSIMS anymore. Nothing personal, I just don’t have time to go over the whole board now. But I hit the wrong button, and I think what the hell, its been a while, I wonder what they’re talking about over there. And the first thread I click on, they’re talking about me! Gosh, pricciar, I didn’t know you cared. I did tell Conn–er, Krispy Original that if enough people asked, I’d finally tell. Maybe soon. I’m warning you, though, it ain’t much.
I remember when I lived on campus with convenient internet access and could check the board every day.
I remember finding this site when it was brand new and people were wondering whether it would take off after AOL kicked Cecil off.
I remember waiting a long time to register because I couldn’t come up with a screen name. Thank goodness I didn’t wait to come up with a sig, or I’d still be lurking.
I remember Cessandra’s Prayer at Graduation Thread, and never reading what finally happened. I keep meaning to go dig that out of the archives.
I remember having a bit of a crush on Cessandra. :o
I don’t remember much else. I knew all that drinking and drugs would kill brain cells, but it was supposed to be just the weak ones, the ones that deserved to die.
-I remember when I fell in love with purplebear! Sigh! She’s dreamy. Be mine purplebear.
-I remember seeing Neuro-trash Grrrl’s name and thinking “my God that is the greatest thing ever!” I still think that… you’re great Neuro, maybe you and me and purplebear can go on a little weekend trip sometime. Grrrowwl!
Hey, Jeff, he’s baaaaaaaaack.
I remember Khazars and “I think we’d all be a lot happier if you became a Luddite.”
~Harborina
“This is my sandbox. I’m not allowed to go in the deep end. That’s where I saw the leprechauns.”