Kill Bill Volume 1
Pirates of the Caribbean
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
X-Men 2
The Last Samurai
Big Fish
Worst Movies:
Dreamcatcher (one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen!)
Matrix: Revolutions
The Hulk
Hollywood Homicide
Best Singles:
Outkast: “Hey Ya” (funky pop perfection that totally transcends hip-hop)
Evanescence: “My Immortal” (even though “Bring Me To Life” was the big hit, this one is pure gorgeousness)
Best Non-Mainstream Album:
New Pornographers: “Electric Version” (great male and female vocals in this amazingly well-produced Canadian supergroup, featuring the lovely and talented Neko Case)
Best Movie(s) (sorry, may be quite a list. I’d feel guilty leaving any of these films off of the list as I very much liked them all.):
*Lost in Translation
Big Fish
Master and Commander
Lord of the Rings
Seabiscuit
Pirates of the Carribean
American Splendor
Mystic River
Kill Bill Vol. 1
Whale Rider
Matchstick Men
Gerry
Osama
The Last Samurai
*
Worst Movie
From Justin To Kelly
Dumb and Dumberer
Dreamcatcher
I haven’t seen Gigli
Best New TV Joan of Arcadia
Two and a Malf Men
Best Comic Strip None of them
Worst comic strip All of them
Best Band I try very hard not to like but do despite myself: The White Stripes
Best Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean
Return of the King
Best Evil Dictator Capture:
Saddam Hussein
Best Harry Potter book published this year:
HP5: Order of Phoenix
Best Example of a Movie on Other People’s Lists that Monstre Thought Was Okay But Wasn’t As Gushingly Impressed With As Others:
Seabiscuit. (It was okay, but the close-ups of the up-and-down arms on the horse-riding (the obvious stationary-shots-filled-in-with-blue-screen-scenery moments) was pretty goofy. Movie could have been shortened without losing the story, too).
Best Comic That They Finally Brought To Monstre’s Local Paper This Year, Replacing The Awful “Curtis” Strip:
Foxtrot. (woo-hoo!)