Actually, that could double as my ‘drunk’ submission, too.
Woah. Looking at that high-maintenance hair, the ozone layer never stood a chance…
Some recent pics of my ugly mug:
A friend of a friend, a friend and myself
Me in the middle with my wife, sister-in-law and more friends
No, that he does. He’s mentioned it before, and it always causes a 
reaction in me.
The smirk on his face so makes one want to ask where his left hand was.
Well, if it’s any consolation…I’ve never pictured you as an Oprah. I saw you as similar to my grandmother, who is a whiz with crosswords too.
Big, black, and sexy. I see that you are non-big and non-black (but still sexy). 
I think it’s the “JJ” in your username.
On the other hand, I always imagined Dorjän as being dark-blonde-haired and Swedish-looking, like my cousin Steven. In that case, it’s the umlaut misleading me.
I’ll shut up now; I think I’m just digging myself in deeper.
Well, thanks so much for making me feel a bajillion years old – sunspace at least makes me feel like I’ve got a bajillion dollars.
Stiff Stuff hair spray. Bottles of it.
Here are some action shots of me training at the local velodrome in my Bicisport club kit: http://www.flickr.com/photos/99148646@N00/
I like this one the best.
Sunspace seems to find white nerdy women to be big, black and sexy. Who knew?
For the record, I AM big. My dog is just also huge and we’re sitting on a bench together so I guess she makes me look small(er). Yet another good reason for me not to hang out with little dogs.
I’m sure I’ve posted these pics before, but…
Last summer, at a lake house, doing the scruffy look
Greaser Monstre
Monstre accosted by a ferocious beast
Oh, and this sound clip…?
Yes, it was me he was talking to, thanks for asking!
And you’re sexy too, even when you don’t look like Oprah.
Me and Himself last year. My hair is shorter now, but still red.
I swear it’s getting to where you can’t throw a dime out a window without hitting another Henry Clay impersonator. It’s cool when they get into exhibition matches with Andy Jackson impersonators, but they really need to plow new ground- there’s hardly any Franklin Pierce or Daniel Webster impersonation going on and now that Morgan Freeman’s rich the whole Dred Scot field is wide open.
If it’s any consolation- I’ve always pictured twickster young and athletic- I think of a female Puck (from Shakespeare, not Real World). It’s the name.
I think I’m in love. 
Since I now have a crush on you, can you tell me about the shower curtain of Doom? (dunt dun duuunnnnn)
Your boyfriend’s hot. Can I have him when you’re done?
