Or some other orifice, maybe.
The Anthology Thread is up and running - here’s the link to prove it.
Speaking of short fiction (which is the current mis-name on the Poetry anthology thread), who’d be interested in a holiday-themed, random-worded December short fiction contest?
GAAAH! &^%$&& auto-fill!
Yes, I think it’s a great idea - I’m hoping to get the logistics thread going this weekend.
I was optimistically looking forward to writing one, but then I was home sick from work on Tuesday and Wednesday, when I’d planned to write, and Thursday after work I had a doctor’s appointment. 
Oh well, off to read what everyone else came up with!