We’ve only been seeing eachother for a few months, but in that small amount of time I’ve grown to love you. Every night when I go to bed my mind is filled with thoughts of you. Ever morning when I wake up, the first thing I want to do is see you. I can’t imagine a life without you.
I love you.
I love how you always have something to say.
I love your thingies, pointless though they may be.
I love your pit, even if it has been known to raise my blood pressure.
I love the knowledge you’ve imparted on me, like how to kill groundhogs and cats, or what felching is, or squicking, or munging, or…
You know, on second thought, maybe we should stop seeing eachother.
Your’re a nice guy and all Freak, but perhaps we should just be friends. Besides - we suspect you are posting to other boards when we are not looking. You are just far too special a friend to endanger that by taking our relationship further.
(Note : these lines may be copywrited by a female I knew in high school.)
Freak, I think it may be too early in our relationship for marriage. I really don’t think you’re ready. Giving you up will be the hardest thing I’ll ever have to do but I must. You will make another MB very happy some day. Goodbye, dear Freak.
Freak, I’m sorry, but I think we’d better just be friends with benefits for now. I’m not ready to handle a real relationship just yet, I’m still getting over my last significant other.
Dangit Freak, I let you compose my sig line. Isn’t that enough. i don’t think I am ready for commitment yet. Plus, I am not sure if you will still respect me the next day.
Freak, I just don’t think this board is the marrying type. And even if it were, don’t you think it would elope with a website like Snopes or something? I mean, this may sound really harsh, but I’m just not sure this board was made for you to spend the rest of your life with. I’m sorry.
I think you are too young to make a commitment like this. Please reconsider. It’s such a big step. Take some more time to be friends, grow together, learn all there is to know about each other. Do not rush in… that isn’t love… it’s lust. I think your hormones are overreacting young man!!
I understand the thing about being female. But…you’d like me better if I was 28 years older than you instead of 18? That’s kinda weird, Freak. And…you’d like me better if I had fewer Fs in my screen name? I don’t haveany Fs in my screen name.
No, you mean it’s irrelevant. “Moot” implies that it became a dead issue after having once beenrelevant, which I don’t think is what you’re trying to say.
Hey, did you ever get over that thing about reflexively arguing with anybody who corrects you?
