Seal Team Six Pick Up Lines

[enomaj]

Bin Laden needed killin’ but it was still a life snuffed out. Would you hold me?

I killed Osama bin Laden. I’m also a pilot.

Let me light that cigarette for you. Pulls out commemorative STS lighter engraved with President Obama’s regards.

[twickster]

Moved Cafe Society --> MPSIMS.

[gaffa]

If ex-Seal Eric Greitens is typical, they don’t have any problem picking up folks:

BA, Duke Univ
Rhodes Scholar
MA, Ph.D. Oxford Univ
Awarded Bronze Star,
Purple Heart

I mean, he may be an anomaly, but you don’t generally expect “Rhodes Scholar” and “Bad MF” in the same person.

[Darryl_Lict]

Hey, can I get your digits? I’ve got to step out for a couple of days to kill al-Zawahiri but I’ll give you a call when I get back.

[Smeghead]

Want me to make sure you’re not one of bin Laden’s 72 rewards?

[Autolycus]

@gaffa

If ex-Seal Eric Greitens is typical, they don’t have any problem picking up folks:
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And he has an award-winning smile! Gosh, I think I swooned, and I’m straight!

[running_coach]

What else would be needed beyond “I’m in SEAL Team Six”?

[not_what_you_d_expect]

Just about any of these would work on me.

I’m eager to see who they will cast as team six in the movie.

[Washoe]

@gaffa

I mean, he may be an anomaly, but you don’t generally expect “Rhodes Scholar” and “Bad MF” in the same person.

My father had a B.S. in electrical engineering from Caltech, an M.A. in cinematography from USC, and a PhD in psychology from UCLA—and he received a Bronze Star for machine gunning at the front. But yeah—he was a little on the unusual side.

[Staggerlee]

“Take me to your bedroom and I’ll blow you away!”

or (perhaps for the gay SEALS)

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Oh, well, turns out it wasn’t a gun; you were completely unarmed.”

[Cicero]

@Smeghead

Want me to make sure you’re not one of bin Laden’s 72 rewards?

I stole that and used it on Facebook. Everyone is now convinced I am a worthless cretin

[gaffa]

@Autolycus

And he has an award-winning smile! Gosh, I think I swooned, and I’m straight!

As a heterosexual male I was not going to express an opinion on his attractiveness, but I believe my wife would find him so.

[JRDelirious]

That’s the thing – if you’re part of DEVGRU, you need no pickup lines. The Awesomeness Field around you causes the undergarments of all [insert preferred gender here] within 10 metres to spontaneously unravel.

[gaffa]

@JRDelirious

That’s the thing – if you’re part of DEVGRU, you need no pickup lines. The Awesomeness Field around you causes the undergarments of all [insert preferred gender here] within 10 metres to spontaneously unravel.

Ah, so that explains the work of Art Frahm. He wasn’t a perv, he just painted what he saw.

[Chefguy]

Hey, baby: ever been clubbed by a SEAL?

[Huerta88]

Not to be the you’ll-put-an-eye-out-if-you’re-not-careful guy, but you may or may not know that this kind of thing is a real problem IRL.

http://information.usnavyseals.com/2009/07/10-ways-to-spot-fake-us-navy-seal.html

http://www.nightscribe.com/Military/SEALs/wannabe_seals.htm
(eye cringing web design but good links)

[cosmosdan]

@gaffa

If ex-Seal Eric Greitens is typical, they don’t have any problem picking up folks:

BA, Duke Univ
Rhodes Scholar
MA, Ph.D. Oxford Univ
Awarded Bronze Star,
Purple Heart

I mean, he may be an anomaly, but you don’t generally expect “Rhodes Scholar” and “Bad MF” in the same person.

He’s the real man that Steven Segal pretends to be. Damned impressive

[gaffa]

@Huerta88

Not to be the you’ll-put-an-eye-out-if-you’re-not-careful guy, but you may or may not know that this kind of thing is a real problem IRL.

http://information.usnavyseals.com/2009/07/10-ways-to-spot-fake-us-navy-seal.html

Wannabe SEALs
(eye cringing web design but good links)

Yeah, I know one real ex-Seal and one wannabee. The latter does a lot more talking. Behind his back, we say that he was a member of the Very Special Forces.

[enomaj]

@JRDelirious

That’s the thing – if you’re part of DEVGRU, you need no pickup lines. The Awesomeness Field around you causes the undergarments of all [insert preferred gender here] within 10 metres to spontaneously unravel.

Anything above 300 milliDudes and you’re soaking in it.