Search for Iraqi WMD's comes up empty, Shrub ignores it

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I especially love:rolleyes: :rolleyes: these tidbits: Despite the failed search, at Fort Stewart, GA, on Friday, President Bush again raised the spector of Saddam’s weapons: ‘Because of our military, catastrophic weapons will no longer be in the hands of a reckless dictator.’

Umm, I would consider Saddam to be many things, but reckless isn’t one of them. If he was reckless he would haver been killed at least 10 years ago.
The second tidbit: But members of his national security team are now saying removing Saddam was justification enough for the war — that he himself was a weapon of mass destruction. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Who the fuck are these people?

That someone would actually think that is really scary, and then to come out with it as a policy statement is fucking insane.

The mind reels.

This just in: terrorists have detonated Sadam Hussein in downtown New York City. Victims of the blast are describing it as “icky.”

Is the search over now? They stopped looking?

No! They going to send a really qaulified team in next, a super dooper special team much better than the first two or three bunches of slackers. Its the size of California, you know!

“But members of his national security team are now saying removing Saddam was justification enough for the war — that he himself was a weapon of mass destruction.”

I guess they decided lowering of the bar from “WMD programs” to “plans for WMD programs” was pushing their luck. It seems people bought the “WMDs” to “WMD program” lowering, but to go further was just too pathetic.

Hmm…now that you mention it…When was the last time we checked California for weapons of mass destruction?

Well, perhaps if he ate too much Mexican food the end processes could be descrived as chemical warfare. :rolleyes:

Wow, does that mean I am a WMD?

What I should have said is that “Could I be a WMD?” Can any of use be one? If so, how, short of contracting syphilis, and we attain the rank of WMD?

“But members of his national security team are now saying removing Saddam was justification enough for the war — that he himself was a weapon of mass destruction.”
All you can read into that is that they’re saying he had supernatural powers. Kind of Batman’s evil twin.
That’s just fantastic. Made my day. I want American politicians

That depends… Are you Sadam Hussein?

<Eyes MrTuffPaws suspiciously, edges towards phone>

Is it Thanksgiving yet? Because I’m really looking forward to Thanksgiving this year.

Why, whatever could you mean, Minty? What are you planning on serving this year? Turkey, perhaps, or a less traditional form of poultry?

Lemme guess

-LC

No, Linear Crack, a completely different type of turkey.

Sorry, Linear Crack, I missed the “eating crow” joke. :smack:

Why are they searching Fort Stewart, GA for WMDs? On a Friday, no less?

WMD now stands for Warmongering Mustaschioed Dictator?

Or Washington’s Mad Doofus?

We don’t have to wait for Thanksgiving. Some of the dead-enders have shut up already instead of taking responsibility for their own statements: