No, not me. But I discovered today that someone had arrived at my website having searched for “coprophilia recipes”, which to be quite honest makes me so happy I could shit. I’m getting addicted to finding out what people search for before arriving at my site; it’s brilliant. On the off-chance that anyone else is as easily amused as me, I thought I’d share some other highlights:
Lebanese singers fucking
Noel Edmonds life story
fat grannies holes
How does my bladder work cartoon
Steven Gerrard altitude training
hamsters will rule the world
celery sunlight allergy
My site contained none of the above prior to said searches, although I did write Noel Edmonds’ life story in response to finding that one (to prevent future visitors’ disappointment, obviously). Moreover, the guy looking for Lebanese porn reached my site from the tenth page of results, meaning he had fruitlessly scoured almost 100 websites for some hint of a nude middle-eastern chanteuse. Endless entertainment, server logs are.
Bit of a nerdfest, I know, but have any other website owners out there had some good searches?
My former band used to laugh our asses off at the things that people were searching for when they arrived at our website. It actually became a weekly ritual at band practice to see what turned up. I wish I could remember some of the better ones. Mostly it was stuff tangentially related to song titles.
“coprophilia recipes?” I thought that was done mostly on tap - i.e. raw. Do people actualy cook with it?
Wait a minute: this thread gets 4 replies and my thread on “Names or Nicknames The Origin of Which You Discovered When You Were Older” got shoved of the front page after two replies?
That’s just shitty. I going to have to sit down somewhere and spend some time thinking about that one.
**Dead Badger ** (I tried to email you privately, but you’re not taking incoming emails), in my specificity in making a joke, it might have seemed I was trying to direct readers to a certain thread. I was not.
If it seems so to you, the OP, I truly apologize to you, and only you.
I decided to prove the OP wrong. Surely Googling on “lebanese porn” would show a ton of relevant hits, right? Wrong, bucko. If you’ve got a taste for that sort of thing, you’re out of luck.
I did, however, see a picture (face only) of Lebanese porn star Mustaffa Musthaveher. That alone made my search worth it.
I’m not bothered at all by any of this, and intended this thread only as a bit of a laugh, so no apologies necessary.
tdn, would I lie to you? I’m as surprised as anyone that the blog/wiki of an obscure and underperforming UK academic would prove popular with aficionados of granny scat and hamster domination, but such are the foibles of the world wide web. My problem is that I don’t want to disappoint visitors to my site, but I equally want to maintain its mission statement of consisting of 100% bollocks, 100% of the time. Thus I accused Noel Edmonds of suffering from latent coprophilia, which only led more weirdos to my door. It’s never-ending, I tell you!
