Cecil likes Dopers. He likes their sense of humor. He likes their devotion to the struggle against ignorance. But especially …
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BRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS!!!
Sorry about that, folks! We had a minor accident in the Straight Dope laboratory but there’s nothing to worry about. Everything is contained! Please go about your business normally and listen to the mods in case they have anything else to report. Let’s hear no more craziness about the undead attacking the message board. No need to resort to the shelters. I repeat that everything is perfectly safe!