Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
I used to have one that said:
Jugglers do it with their balls in the air.
I also used to have one that simply said:
Support the Bill of Rights
You can’t imagine how many people didn’t understand this last one. “What do you mean by that?” “Do you mean the whole thing? Even the Second Amendment?” Etc. This is not a difficult concept, people!
I also had a Darwin fish sticker (rather than the plastic fish itself), which somebody tried to rip off (a good Christian creationist person, I’m sure).
beatle said - “About a year ago I saw a Darwin fish w/a much BIGGER Darwin fish approaching from the rear, mouth wide open.”
I’ve never seen that one, but I have seen one with a small Darwin fish with a much bigger regular Christian fish approaching from the rear, mouth wide open, with the caption “Survival of the fittest”.
Many moons ago there was an oubreak of “This Car Stops For Animals” stickers. One of the better responses was “This Car Stops For Hallucinations”. I’ve also been partial to “If You Don’t Like The Way I’m Driving, Stay Off The Sidewalk”.
It’s interesting what you can accomplish with a judicious use of scissors. Again many moons ago Wisconsin issued some “Escape to Wisconsin” stickers, which could–and were–modified to “Escape to sin”. In Northern Virginia, pro-road groups printed “Build I-66 Now” stickers, which saved the anti-road group from having to print their own, since all they needed to do was clip off both ends to make “I-66 No” stickers.
A supermaket chain in the southeast US, Food Town, was actually popular enough that people were willing to put store bumper stickers on their cars. When the chain changed its name to Food Lion, they issued new stickers with the black “Town” crossed out by a red stripe and the word “Lion” inserted. What I found amusing was that the red ink was unstable, so the “Lion” would fade out, and the stickers eventually reverted to “Food Town”.
Speaking of scissors…A local radio station just changed it’s frequency from 104.9 to 94.9 (who knows why) but enterprising youths are seen with their “Wild 94.9” stickers rearranged to say “Wild 4 69”
Upstate New Yorker here ( and no it’s further north than Kingston). In this staunch Republican stronghold I have seen one with ‘Run Hillary Run’ in the front bumper. This is not surprising considering most talk involving the Clinton’s eventually boils down to the merits of calibers and muzzle velocities.
My kid beat up your honor student
Also from a greeting card: Birthdays are like bumper stickers- You can enjoy others’ but you don’t want them yourself
I went to Dowling College, a little commuter school in New York. Its cheezy slogan is “The Personal College Where Everyone Grows.”
At one point, a lot of us on the rowing team bought bumper stickers with that slogan, and cut out the capital G. We felt really clever for that one. =B^)
The only sticker on my new car says “Pagan And Proud”. I didn’t want to ruin the paint with it, so it’s not permanently affixed to the vehicle. I stuck it to a sheet of thin magnetic plastic, which I got from a crafts store; it’s the same stuff they use to make flexible refrigerator magnets. It holds to the bumper just fine, and when my sticker’s ink starts to fade, I can easily replace it with a new one.
seen a few good ones too
-On a lowrider “No fat chicks or it scrapes”
-On a 50 custom “So you got a Mercedes, so does the guy next to you” Meaning how many custom leadsleds do you see on the road. I honked for the guy
-“Would you drive better with that phone rammed up your ass?”
-‘Thank yew Thank yew very mush’ for some reason this sounds more like the King than the regular words
-When in doubt, turn the other cheek. A good mooning does the world good
-“Eddie would go” in rememberence of Eddie Aikua, a hawaiian surfer who would surf balls out on the hairest days (like 30 foot swells). He died trying to paddle through a hurricane from a stranded boat to rescue others who made it through. Now whenever someone sees a really hairy day and goes you going out,a majority of the time a surfer will say “hey Eddie would go”/ I think it is the best way to remember him
Howzabout t-shirt slogans? I get a catalog that has some good weird stuff in it. Among this month’s crop:
Liberal Arts Major: would you like fries with that?
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
Riverdance Pest Control-Old fashioned methods-No chemicals
Filthy, Stinking, Rich! (2 out of 3 ain’t bad)
I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted the paychecks.
Too many freaks-not enough sideshows.
Today has been a total waste of makeup.
Ukelele Ike,
I’ve always wanted to open up a marginally legal store that sells bumper stickers designed to be placed on other people’s cars without their consent. Yours is great. Other examples would be “Blame me, I didn’t vote” and “The size of this vehicle makes up for everything!”
Slightly more subtile would be the bumper-sticker “RU-486 stops a beating heart.” (I’m pro-choice.) The point is that RU-486 is designed to be used way before a heart is ever formed in the fetus. I’m sure there are scores of right-to-lifers who wouldn’t know this, and would put on the bumper-sticker. Well I laughed anyway.