I’ve always liked “Beware of the idiot following me!” :eek:
My all-time favorite. My jeep currently has no bumper stickers but will as soon as I can find that one.
I haven’t had any comments on my BUCK FUSH bumper sticker lately, but people see to like the other one:
TALK NERDY TO ME
(With an Apple decal next to it. Yeah, you can tell the converts!)
On a neighbor’s mini-van:
“My kid beat up your honor roll student.”
and
“I’m proud of my LTHS honor roll student.”
Two kids? One’s smart and one’s a thug? The same kid? Either way I’ve got to get a picture of it.
I’ve got that on a button on the lanyard that holds my work badges. I work with a bunch of scientists and engineers - it’s appropriate.
I like the bumper sticker that just self-destructed on my van: Life’s too short to sail ugly boats.
This one I saw today. It made me giggle.
“If you’re not a hemorrhoid,
Keep off my ass!”
I still like the one I have: Militant Agnostic- I don’t know and neither do you.
Then there’s the my mother (the psychologist) had made up : A few years of therapy and you’ll be fine.
I don’t know if it’s funny to anyone but psychologists and/or neurotics but it amuses us (guess which one I am).
‘Don’t Blame Me, i Voted for Muffy’
now someone needs to sneek that on the MA Gov’s new caddy…
The only one I’ve seen in years that I liked was the one that said “if AT&T isn’t part of the evil empire, then why is their logo the Death Star?”
Jesus may love you, But I think your an asshole.
X2 in Atlanta
On the support our ribbons website:
“I’d suck his dick if it would get him impeached”
There’ve been a few letters to the editor lately about “Too many right-wing Christians, not enough lions”.
This one made me laugh only because I have no idea what it means:
ROBOT
GOD
KILL
YOURSELF
**If I Wanted
To Hear From
An Asshole
I’D FART
I Brake For…
OH SHIT, NO BRAKES!**
/ no comment /
I’d buy that.
I recently saw “My dog can lick your honor student” at the dog park. Sounds hostile, but it’s not. 
Sailboat
WWJB: Who Would Jesus Bomb?
Seen on the back of a car while leaving church.
My friend had one that said:
I found Jesus. He was behind the couch the whole time!
Another friend has a decal that says HOMO that is made to look like one of those fish ones that say Jesus.