Poppy {The Italian Restaurant Owner}, played by Reni Santoni.
Elaine’s father, Alton Benes.
“We had a funny guy with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific… There’s nothing funny about that.”
frank costanza
“serenity now!!!”
“hoochie mama!!!”
The never seen but oft-mentioned Lomez, who we find is Jewish. No quote available.
Tim Whatley, the gang’s dentist and convert to the Jewish faith.
“You have no idea what my people have been through!”
Paco, the cook who was referred to when George found a rubber band in his soup at Monk’s Diner.
Another, but I don’t know if he counts, because he was made up by Elaine. How about Eduardo Cariccio, the Spanish bullfighter?
cf’75
Jimmy (no last name, as far as I know)
“Jimmy’s under the boards. Jimmy’s in the open. Jimmy makes the shot.”
“Oh yeah!. Jimmy’s been watching you…you’re just Jimmy’s type.”
“Jimmy’ll see you around.”
jeannie steinman (played by janeane garofalo)
…sorry no memorable lines.
Mulva?
Ruling, here? George said that the makers of TRIVIAL PURSUIT intended to write “Moors” but they made a typo, and the Bubble Boy kept insisting that the card actually said “Moops.”
Someone already nabbed “Mulva,” under her real name of Dolores.
Geoffrey Haarwood, assistant wardrobe man in “Spartacus.” Ran the IPMPCW (Institute for the Preservation of Motion Picture Costumes and Wardrobe).
Backwards. Bubble Boy knew the answer was “Moors” but George refused to accept it because the card said “Moops”.
-Joe, descended from Moops!
Okey-dokey. The Bubble boy’s name is Donald, btw. The folowing dialogue is taken from StantheCaddy.com (Stan the Caddy is also a Seinfeld character):
*GEORGE: All right BB. Let’s just play… Who invaded Spain in the 8th century?
DONALD: THAT’S A JOKE. THE MOORS.
GEORGE: Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS.
DONALD: MOOPS? LET ME SEE THAT. THAT’S NOT MOOPS YOU JERK, IT’S MOORS. IT’S A MISPRINT.
GEORGE: I’m sorry the card says MOOPS.
DONALD: IT DOESN’T MATTER. I’S THE MOORS. THERE’S NO MOOPS.
GEORGE: It’s MOOPS.
DONALD: MOORS.
GEORGE: MOOPS,
DONALD: MOORS!
KRAMER: Hey, anybody home?
N: What should we do?
KRAMER: Huh, hold these pies.
GEORGE: Help, someone.
DONALD: THERE’S NO MOOPS. YOU IDIOT.*
Ping, the Chinese food delivery guy.
Kramer: “Ping!”
Ping: “Kramer!”
Joel Riffkin, Elaine’s boyfriend who had the same name as a real life New York serial killer. Since she didn’t like him having the same name as a serial killer, she tried to get him to change it. One of her suggestions was the football player called “O.J.”
In retrospect, that is simply hysterical.
Estelle Costanza: “Maybe you could do that for a living!”
Morty Seinfeld: Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That’s how you move merchandise.
Molly Shannon: Her arms just hang down like sausages.
Bob Cobb, conductor of the Policemen’s Benevolent Association Orchestra.
“Well if you’re thinking of getting a place [in Tuscany], don’t bother. There’s really nothing available.”
Kramer: “You know you hurt the Maestro’s feelings.”
The woman from the party on Long Island: “Has anyone seen my fianCEE? I’ve lost my fianCEE, poor baby.”
Elaine: “The dingo ate your baby.”
Phil and of course his wife…Mrs. Phil