The Rhinemaidens, supposed to be protecting the Rhinegold, but spend their time frolicking around nekkid teasing nasty dwarves. Three Orion slave girls.
Albreich, the dwarf who forswears love to swipe the gold and forge the ring, thus screwing everything up. Gowron.
Mime, his cowardly, sneaky odious little brother who Raises Siegfried. Wesley Chrusher.
Wotan, head god who sells his sister in law to the giants for a castle, and wants the Rhinegold to pay off what his Wife considers a really bad debt, this screwing everything up. Jean Luc Picard
Fricka, Wife of Wotan and general whining bitch who helps screw everything up. Lawaxanna Troi
Loge, the god of fire, advisor to Wotan and generally really sneaky bastard. Gul Dukat.
Siegfried, the hero: James T. Kirk.
Sigmund, Siggy’s dad, so intellectually challenged that he can’t understand why the girl he rescued from a forced marriage by killing her entire family is ungrateful. Mr. Spock.
Sieglinde, Sigmund’s main squeeze, Mama to Siegfried, not terribly bright. Nurse Chapel.
Donner, god of storms who wants to kick the giant’s ass. Will Riker.
Froth, his brother, god of Spring. Data.
Brunhilde, warrior maiden with a flying horse, catches shit from Daddy Wotan (Wotan is just about everybody’s Daddy) for protecting Sigmund. Tasha Yar.
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