Apparently some researchers think that semen may act as an antidepressant with women.
My favorite quote:
Quarts? :eek:
In the interest of public service, female dopers looking to replace their SSRI with “God’s Prozac” may feel free to contact me via email. 
I can just see all the oiled up, medallion wearing, open shirted wannabe studs are going to start carrying prescription pads with them into bars.
“Hey baby, you’re lookin’ a little down. I got just the thing for that”
As for me, I’m going to print that article out and hang it on our fridge. Hopefully, the MIL won’t drop by unexpectedly :eek:
New sig!
“I’m up if you’re down!”
Well, I’ve been telling women it’s good for the skin for years, glad to hear it’s got other uses, too!
I’ve seen her website, and I have to say … yes, quarts. She is kind of a sloppy eater though 
But I believe Salon noted that “other scientists aren’t swallowing it.”
This could be a good way to pick up all those freaky psychotic chicks.
Wow! You mean I’ve been telling women the truth all these years and not known it?
Thats why all men have such soft stomaches!
Her site boasts “extremely messy facials” <–I’ve never understood the appeal. I always fastforward porn movies through those shots, as they make me sick to my stomach. :barf:
Sooooo… where do we sign up to volunteer for the study?
(Screeme-- always selflessly giving of himself for Science!)
See, that’s a li’l Catch-22. If you’d practice Semenal Therapy, you would feel better and not be sick, but by not practicing it, you get sick at the thought of practicing it, and so on, and so forth.
<scene opens>
A sunny day in middle-America. The sky is blue, the grass is green. The kids smile sweetly in their striped tee-shirts. Dad is snoozing in a hammock. Inside we see Mom, looking through the drapes at the wonderful family scene. Unfortunately, Mom is unhappy and forlorn. The doorbell rings. Mom opens the door to find Sue, her next door neighbor.
Mom (glummly): Oh, hi, Sue. Come on in.
Sue (brightly, and with a sparkle in her eye): Hi, Mary. I just came over to see if I could borrow a cup of sugar. Say, why so glum?
Mom: I don’t know, Sue. I’ve just been feeling a little blue lately. Tom has a wonderful job, the kids are adorable. Little Janey was even named Little Miss Springfield. But, somehow, I just can’t get excited about life anymore.
Sue: You know, Mary, I used to feel just the same way. Ed and I had it all - but somedays I just felt like never getting out of bed. Nothing had any appeal to me. Then, I discovered Loadtramin™.
Mom: Loadtramin? I’ve never heard of it.
Sue: Loadtramin is a wonderful new product that’s made from Ed’s semen. Since starting my Loadtramin therapy I’m more at peace with myself and my outlook has improved 100%. And Loadtramin is so easy to take. I swallow 10 cc’s in the morning and I’m ready to face the day with a smile on my face. It is a beautiful, pearly white color, and the taste…oh, my. I love my Loadtramin!
Mom: Maybe I should try some Loadtramin - it may be just what I need.
<Three days later>
Mom is outside playing with the kids. She’s got a smile on her face, and a bounce in her step. She’s also got a small, white, sticky patch on her chin. The laundry is white and snapping in the summer breeze. Dad is laying in the hammock, with an even bigger smile on his face.
<Announcer’s VoiceOver>
Loadtramin - 10ccs in the morning and you’re day will never be better. Don’t you owe yourself a load?
All right, someone’s gotta ask.
So, is this for women only? And does it have to be someone else’s semen? I mean, a guy could kill two birds with one …
Oh, never mind.
I’lll stick to my Prozac.
EVER HEAR OF AIDS???!??!!?!!?!?!??!??!??!?
Don’t worry, I always use a condom when I toss off. I know where I’ve been.
“They got some crazy little women there,
And I’m gonna get me one.” --songwriter’s name escapes me.
And for the poster who said, "Quarts?!!:eek: , I knew a guy in college who defined kumquat as “about a month’s work.” He was from Framingham, near Bahston.
Funny, I’m sure when a guy gets rid of his semen, THAT works like prozac…
Also, is this human semen? Maybe they are talking about The Northern Right Whale, which has
the largest testicles of any animal. These testicles can weigh up to 2,200 lbs (997.902 kg).
The reason they are so big is so they can produce enough sperm to flush out the sperm of
the competing male whales 
I like this part of the article:
How can I get this job? Watching women watch porn…oh man, psychologists have it pretty sweet, let me tell you!