SAKE and MOJO –
The left-winged pigeon flies at night! Repeat: The left-winged pigeon flies at night!
You know what to do.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
Eh…whatever ya want, Waste…I’m getting my money’s worth from amusement value at this point.
These people work in intelligence?
Oh, the irony.
Hey, is there a reward??
I HAVE JUST SEVERED MY RIGHT ARM AS PER YOUR ORDERS, “JODIH”. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE COMMANDED ME TO DO THIS, BUT RATIONAL THOUGHT, COMPREHENSION AND COMMON SENSE ARE CLEARLY NOT MY STRONG QUALITIES.
I AM FEELING DISGRUNTLED NOW!
Hell is Other People.
I wish I’d thought of this first. It looks like fun inventing different personas and acting out your own little fantasy on the board. It’s kinda like loverock all over again. How many regs do you think are portraying our secret guvmint spooks? I can’t wait for the fit to hit the shan again 
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Sorry, I meant to talk to Falcon. She’s a gov’t contractor. No offense, Tracer…
[Philosophical whimsy]
You know, a call to ‘inform local authorities’ is difficult on the Internet. Local where? Local where I am? Local where David B (the victim of Formeragent’s threat?) is? The location where Formeragent is? The location where Finder is? (Well, now, if he works in the same building as Formeragent, then it seems he’d be the best person to arrest him. But that’s beside the point.) And what precisely are the net admins supposed to do? Does Ed know where David is? Or Formeragent, or Finder, or me, for that matter? And if he did know, what exactly would he do?
And how do we advise the local authorities? That’s the difficulty with the anonymity of the internet: none of us know who Formeragent or Finder are. David B is more willing to admit who and what he is IRL than many of us, but after all, that too could be a hoax. How many have ever actually met each other face to face? Do we have proof that any one else on the board is, indeed, a real flesh and blood person, and not just a auto-generated message created by a supercomputer somewhere? Or, even, bits and bytes being inserted into our message traffic by aliens, inhabiting a space station on the dark side of the moon?
[/philosophical whimsy]
Sake, you type pretty well for a guy with only one hand. Far better than our ‘agent.’
THANK YOU “U.N.C.L.E.”, MY SUPERIORS WILL SOON BE IMPLANTING A SHIFT KEY DIRECTLY INTO THE BASE OF MY SKULL TO IMPROVE MY COMMUNICATION SKILLS. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO THE OPERATION.
THEY HAVE ALSO PROMISED A NEW ALL-WHITE WARDROBE FOR ME (WITH MATCHING JACKET), SO I CAN LOOK LIKE A SPIFFY GOOD GUY INSTEAD OF THE TRAINED KILLER THAT I AM.
BOO
Hell is Other People.
If Finder really wanted to find FA, all he needs to do is find out who in his office is taking today through Friday off to celebrate christmas from the gregorian calendar.
SAKE – No, I said the PIGEON flies at night.
Crap.
Please advise if you can complete “mission” and deliver “object” before returning to “base” minus left arm.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
What do you want, Waller?
Look, everyone, I think it’s perfectly reasonable to assume–
Ooops, excuse me, I’ll be right back. Wouldja believe, my shoe is ringing.
“Yes, 99? . . .”
UH, OH - HAVE I COMPROMISED THE MISSION?
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE “PIDGIN” FLYS . . . MEANING THE UNIQUE BRAND OF BROKEN ENGLISH I USE - WHICH IS THE CODE FOR "SEVERE RIGHT ARM AND SHOVE UP ANUS TO BLOCK THE FLOW OF CRAP WHICH IS SPEWING FROM MY MOUTH ALL OVER THIS MB.
- FORMERAGENT
Hell is Other People.
Ghod, you just can’t buy entertainment like this!
Oh my God, he’s back! Remember how Sterling North swiped the screenname Contestant #3 after the original C3 was banned? It’s another loverock, I tells ya!
Sheesh.
Gr8 “The Spoiler” Kat
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Mr. Wilson
You are to stop all communications on this website, as well as report to your supervisor upon your return to work.
This will be discussed further using e-mail, as to not embarass you any further.
Mark Waller
Shouldn’t this kind of role playing be restricted to MPSIMS?
Has anybody read “A Scanner Darkly” by PK Dick? We may have something similar here.
If I was payin’ for this I’d want my money back.
–UncleBeer, Ale Assassin–