The End of all debates on Trolls of recent days

Okay well here goes nothing (Glitch consider this your reply)-

Take this or leave it, I cant provide more information otherwise I myself become a criminal. This wasn’t all gotten through normal channels, so consider it a gift.

THE TRUTH about FormerAgent/The Finder/MikeyLikesit/NewtonsApple/Barreto1/formerposter:

Bear with me as this wild ride is as neat and clean as I could make it. I asked one of my friends in law enforcement to aide me in searching up some history on our trolls here. He works in electronic surveillance and also a few other areas. What I will post below is all true. No preservatives were used, no animals harmed, and no embellishments added. Please read it carefully I’m not answering 1000 questions. Also note the time at which this is posted and realize Im exhausted and spent all night on this. Monty (He will see where RE:EMAIL from IMOTORS) and a few others can corroborate this so lets not be too hasty to jump on me and scream “liar!”.So here we go!

Imagine if you will a young man (late 20’s early thirties) who lives in Northern California. Stockton, Ca to be exact. His name is Matthew Andersen. He resembles private Pyle (of Full Metal Jacket Fame) to a “T”. Stature, weight, looks and all. Andersen was also a Marine. Andersen was a Marine Corp Sniper, who due to his over zealous love for violence was transferred to Artillery. (Can you imagine the type of person that would make the US Marine Corp say “hes too violent”?) Later after making death threats and attempting to carry them out he was dishonorably discharged (official DD214 says he was a sniper and had confirmed kills). Rather than prison he was sent to VA mental recovery center in Ca after showing signs of mental instability. He was released shortly after having shown “adequate recovery”. After this he was arrested once on charges of attempting to solicit “murder for hire” services. He plead no contest and served a year. Recently his SO had a restraining order placed on him due to his violent nature. He moved to Elk Grove after this.

Mr Andersen was then hired by IMOTORS.com (9141 Elkmont Dr, Elk Grove, Ca. 958??) as a temporary worker. His title was INTERNET SEARCH AGENT. Thus begins our saga here. Upon starting there he was introduced to a friend of a coworker, Shelly. He began to make unwanted advances to her that she rebuffed. He was given reprimand by IMOTORS management and stopped. He then found your site. He then began giving you all information as FORMERAGENT. This persona from what we can tell has actually had extensive contact with some of the department he mentioned. BUT THAT WAS WHEN HE WAS SANE. His posting attracted the attention of someone, somewhere. They asked law enforcement agents to persuade him to leave, and “visit” with them. An agent from the Orangegrove Ave branch of an enforcement agency attempted to do this a while back, THE FINDER. They chose names and codes that were familiar to Mr. Andersen in hopes that he would see them and that it would reach into his subconscious and “wake him up”. Apparently he was temporarily removed. But before he was DavidB caught his attention so it seems.

Barreto1= Jesus Barreto of Orlando, Florida. One time friend of Mr. Andersen. He has also been charged with “soliciting murder for hire”. Who knows how he got here, or how he relates.

MikeyLikesIT= Michael Budilo, Shelly’s fiancee, introduced to StraightDope by Shelly, through Matt Andersen. He actually does live near Walter Wunderlich, a former assistant state attorney, and they do talk. Mikey wasn’t a liar, just a frustrated, misidentified poster. Had his account MBUDILO@aol.com used by “hackers:” and AOL verified this.

MadeMann= The forgotten link. A marine who recognized and new FORMERAGENT, attempted to warn us, but if you look up that thread you can see that somehow FORMERAGENT took off the information and took over the account.

NewtonsApple= an innocent bystander of considerable wealth whom we cant divulge the real name of to keep harassment away from him, but his password and access was taken over by a person whom he hired as a security guard for his home in Northern California The security guard Mr Matthew Andersen who also intorduced him to StraightDope. Innocent of any wrong doing done since Monday when his absence began.

FormerPoster- You guessed it Matthew Andersen.

All claim that they were advised to use HOTMAIL accounts for privacy reasons. They took the advice unknowing of what lay ahead.

Recently Mr. Andersen was fired by IMOTORS.COM due to alleged ties he had to a group preaching “New world order” ties. It was shown that he was conducting surveillance on Suburban Propane (adjacent to IMOTORS lots) of Elk Grove. He was also overheard stating “we can blow that MF sky high”. The official reason for his termination is listed as voluntary left, despite not showing up for a week. He was also shown to be using a majority of his worktime on StraightDope and porn. Also he used a fellow coworkers email to send MONTY a threat of somesort.

He is now employed by Kaiser Permanente in Stockton. Co-workers state he did in fact make comments about a certain “David he hates” before leaving IMOTORS.

He attempted to buy an American Airlines flight ticket to Chicago earlier this week using Newtons credit card and was denied. He is considered a real threat and quite dangerous.

Thus you all falsely accused many people of many things. This include Phaedrus, MikeyLikesIT, and NewtonsApple. You may not like em but they arent the ones doing this.

So hows that for doing my research and homework? Well now you all know Im not in this either.
Thanks for the chance to clear this all up.

PS My name isnt really Danny, but for all of you who care, I may stay and post in the future. Arent “connections to people in high places” great?

Danny O’Sullivan

:::::dumm dum dum dum…dumm dum dum dum…dumm dum dum dum…dummm…dum…dum…dum…DOO-doo-doooooo…DOOO-doo-dooooooo…DooDoo!:::::

Great, now I have Mission: Impossible in my head. Thanks a lot.


formerly known as LauraRae

I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.

Laura’s Stuff and Things

Oh, bloody hell! I have to call my superiors in the Illuminati, somebody appears to know too much…


An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

Dont ask for citations or quotes of anyone famous either. I wont humor them.

HAHAH see me feeling better now. GOd that took a load of my chest.

Danny

Good grief. What a load of baloney. Like we care. You should be writing comic books…their plots have more believability.

Oh dear.

Okay, WHEN did I walk into the bad Tom Clancy novel? And how the hell do I get out of here?

Hi, Phaedrus. How’s it going?

Ok, this has gotten stupid…time for the test.

I challenge any of you MIB-Wannabes to tell me two things:

  1. Who I am in real life, and
  2. What’s in my OSI file.

If you really do have the clearance and the access to classified information, this should be a breeze for you.

Email me with your answers, kiddies, and I’ll happily vouch for any of you who get it right.

Until then, if ya can’t run with the big dogs, stay under the porch…

-David &nbsp (clue #1)
soulfrost@innocent.com &nbsp (clue #2)

WHat again may I ask is the point of posting an argument with support and proof in its body text? I gave what you all asked for addresses, names, you can easily get the phone numbers. Further, this scenario is the only one that makes real sense, because its truth.

The truth can be and often is stranger than fiction. So rather than play your bogus BS games Soulfrost, you call the citations, and you check my evidence. Im not a clown who is here to entertain you. Im a SDMB poster who did his job to locate and purvey the truth, now do your job and check my evidence.

Danny

I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill myself. Oh, no, wait, that’s not how it goes. Where’s that official code book? Um, I could kill you but then you have to… no, that’s not it either.

Just let it be known to all of you that I have friends in high places and they are connected. Everything is all connected. More on this later, I have stayed up all night watching the fun on the MB.
MikeylikesdannyboyPhaedtoblackapple

I don’t post in the pit very often, but this is a special case.

CAN WE FUCKING IGNORE THIS LOSER FROM NOW ON? PLEASE? CAN WE STOP POSTING THREADS ABOUT HIM? CAN WE STOP REPLYING? PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

– Sylence


Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . .

Awww Danny…did you think that my post was directed to you? Not at all–I have far too much respect for your powerful position!

Chrome–I believe that it plainly states on page 1042, paragraph C, subsection 109-Bravo, Revision 17…oh wait–it’s encrypted.

Damnit! Danny stole my decoder ring!

-David

Somebody forgot to take his medication again.


Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
-William Blake

With apologies to “Traditional”:

Oh Danny Boy
What’s in that pipe you’re smo-o-king?
From thread to thread you post your drivel here.
Oh Danny Boy
Who do you think you’re jo-o-king?
Tis you must leave and we who all will cheer.

I actually wondered about your accounting for all of your, um, predecessors. But you know what? Some"one" is missing! GigoloMan/man/boy is still unaccounted for - huh, what do you think of that?

I can think of 3 possibilities:

  1. You’re pulling this shit out of your ass.
  2. Gigolowhatever was not part of your MPD club.
  3. This Matt Anderson dude blew him away with his sniper rifle, and you’re not wanting to mention him until you’ve figured out where to hide the body.

Gee, multiple choice tests are soooo hard!


Sue from El Paso

Does being married to another poster make me part of a clique?

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

Chiming in with Sue, in full harmony for the chorus:

** Don’t come ye back, when snow is in your nostrils,

Or when your hat of foil is on your head.

For it is we, who must control our laughter,

And speak as if we listened as you said.**

<P ALIGN=“CENTER”>Tris</P>

I’m not intending to imply insult or judgment here but I am curious to know in order to be able to respond to your posts in an appropriate manner, so please forgive what appears to be, but in fact is not intended as, an insulting question:
Are you stupid? –Melinda Shore

Tris- you beat me to the chorus!!

my version is
oh Danny boy! where do you get this bullshit from,
do you know if hoffa’s really dead?
was E.T. really living inside Elvis?
Please take the pills for the voices in your head.

John Larrigan

“82.35% of all statistics are made up on the spot”–Vic Reeves

Bullshit. That is not one of the items listed on the DD Form 214. Feel free to hie on over to http://www.bupers.navy.mil and check the BUPERS Instructions for verification. (My apologies in advance to anyone who despises using the Adobe Acrobat software.)

This friendly reminder brought to you by your local Personnelman First Class, U.S. Navy, Monty.

No kidding, NTG! Damn shame that Spelling & Grammar aren’t on the menu of things of which someone (Ol’ Danny) knows too much!

If Only it were so simple…

I have tried so hard, Sylence, to stay away from all of these insane threads, but I just can’t. (It’s SO Funny!!) I know it’s terrible to encourage the young’uns and all, but I haven’t done any housework, cooking, or grocery shopping, haven’t stepped outside of my house, hell, I haven’t even watched a stitch of TV in 2 weeks because this is just so riveting!!

I try to fight it but the addiction is too strong.

Voted “Most Popular Small Appliance” on the SDMB 1999
(ok, so I made it up!)
Chrome Toaster

A nice story, and assuming the bulk of it is true you really didn’t counter my analysis of the person(s) in question with a qualified analysis in return from people with credentials.

He/they is/are no threat.