g: “Aloha, Schlock M.O.B. Service, how may I help you?”
Caller: mumblemumblemumblemumble…
g: How may I help you sir?
Caller: mumblemumblemumble… Is woman X still available mumblemumble?
g: Yes she is.
Caller: mumblemumblemumble… I want to know if some woman whose name I don’t even know and I’m not even sure which country she is from is still available mumblemumblemumble but i will throw random letter and number combinations at you until I find the right one.
g: does the mental count to 10. I’m sorry, sir. We DO need a code number.
Caller: mumblemumble oh well mumblemumble would you mind holding on for a minute or three mumblemumble need to go get the code from somewhere other than my ass mumble mumble
g: BREATHES DEEPLY AND EVENLY Serenity now.
Caller: Whul i’m back mumble mumble I’m 65 and i’m looking here at some mumblemumble 25 year old hot chinese woman mumblemumblemumble could I meet her if I went on one of your tours mumblemumble mumble?
g: Smacks self in the head and transfers caller to Bald-Assed Father Raper to be fleeced.
People, please, for the love of ghod, when you call somewhere, know what you want and SPEAK CLEARLY!
Trying to be casual about the nature of glarGH’s extremely bizarre employment situation…
Nope, sorry. Can’t do it. Can’t focus on the main point of your rant. Impossible not to be distracted by the fact that you work at a mail-order bride company!!! I mean, that’s so fucking weird! I guess I always knew they existed, but I never really thought about the fact that somebody, somewhere has a mundane job answering phones at a mail-order fucking bride company!!!
Sorry. Yes, old man should enunciate clearly. Fucking bastard I hope he dies
** apotheosis **: Well that’s half our biz ^^. For the wealthy ones, you would need to find em in the former Soviet Union areas. Log on, maybe find you a nice sugar Momma
jarbabyj: hee hee. sorry. I’ll try to be more positive from now on. Things that make me happy include sunshine and 75 degree weather, making 250 lb, 6’ tall men back down in fear and umm people that make themselves understood by speaking clearly and concisely over the phone and conversations that do not include heavy breathing or the color of my panties :).
$6,000 sounds good for a house, but without knowing much about the average local income it doesn’t mean a lot…besides, I’d suspect jobs for web designers are in short supply around there.
If you prick me do I not bleed?
If you present me with a complimentary free Asian mail order bride (age 19 to 24, no taller than 5’2", preferable with massage skills) do I not become very excited?
glarGH, you are an angry, angry young lady. May I suggest you purchase a mechanical relaxation aid? And if you aren’t putting us on, you should really expand on your career a bit here.
