Senior In Costa Rica Kills Mugger.

[BMalion]

This made my day.

U.S. Seniors defend themselves against muggers in Costa Rica.

One of the tourists – a retired U.S. serviceman whom officials estimated was in his 70s – allegedly put Warner Segura in a headlock and broke his clavicle after the 20-year-old and two other men armed with a knife and gun held up their tour bus Wednesday, said Luis Hernandez, the police chief of Limon, 80 miles east of San Jose.

then:

The tourists drove Segura to the local Red Cross branch, but he was declared dead, Hernandez said. He declined to give the names or hometowns of the tourists.

When I say get off of my lawn, I mean it!

[Canadjun]

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[BMalion]

@Canadjun

Somebody else posted about this same topic before you - So you wanna rob the old folks, huh? - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board

Well break my clavicle.
Missed that in my search.

[SkipMagic]

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