I was thrilled that a new Star Trek was finally coming to television. I had seen Roddenberry speak in person the previous March, and he had hinted then that something was in the works. Then I saw on ET that they had started filming the pilot sometime in May.
I was between apartments at the time, so I had to watch the show standing up in an aisle at my local Target—all three hours worth (the long pilot and a preshow with Leonard Nimoy).
My first reaction: They obviously took David Gerrold’s advice about the Captain staying put on the bridge. Okay, cool. That’s what they do in the military, so maybe this series will be more realistic. The First Officer looks after things that are too mundane (or dangerous) to warrant the Captain’s involvement. Right again.
An android who wants to be human. Obviously this incarnation’s version of Spock, only in reverse. Sounds like he could be a cool character.
Mmmmmmmm, Ship’s Surgeon is a hot redhead. I can dig it.
The Captain is the same guy who played Sejanus on I, Claudius! An excellent choice, even if he is supposed to be French instead of British.
That’s the new Enterprise?!? Looks kinda … weird to me. Why do those hundred-meter-long lights on the nacelles flare up when the ship goes into warp? Are they really necessary? And why is it all squashed?
Saucer separation? Gonna slow the show down some, I think.
FAMILIES?!? CHILDREN?!? How asinine!!! Not even on the Saturday morning kiddie show did they stoop that low. Get those nonessential personnel off the ship and safely into schools and nurseries, where they belong.
Oh, great. A Security Officer who couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag and a touchy-feely pshrink/psocial worker who goes around sticking her nose into other people’s business (and actually has a seat on the bridge, where she sits and does absolutely nothing).
An alien fop who has superpowers and is into role playing threatens the Enterprise? Seriously, this is the worst thing they come up with? It was done before and much better in “Squire of Gothos.”
“Battle bridge”? While the, uhm, impulse-powered saucer section is supposed to take all those nonessential, noncombatant personnel to safety when they’re attacked by a hostile, warp-driven enemy spacecraft hundreds of light-years from the nearest friendly outpost? What tactical genius came up with that scenario?
Jesuchristo, that frickin’ Wesley is an annoying little turd! Please, somebody push him out an airlock before the second station break!
“It’s beautiful! I sense happiness and joy!” Oh … my … God! Hand me a barf bag, puh-leeze!