**Besides the pre-marital sex . . .
Comically inappropriate ideas for 9/11 holiday traditions **
Besides the pre-marital sex . . .
Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned
**How come dust is sticky sometimes?
Bat poo
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**Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned
Ask the White Male Black Lesbian **
“I’m confused… am I gay? Lesbian? Oh, heck with it, let’s just ban the whole thing.”
Who would be interested in a “surprise” vacation?
Thailand Is Deadliest Holiday Destination for Britons
I don’t want that kind of surprise.
**Suggested additions to the list of bannable offenses
Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned **
Are we moving toward fascism?
Soaking the rich. What’s the problem?
That’s not fascism, that’s something else.
**Before the Internet, how did boys learn about auto-erotic hanging?
Cracker Barrel in Calfornia
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“Hey kid, lemme teach you a trick, I choked that chicken myself. Wait, I mean I choked myself before I choked…err, I’ll come in again…”
Gosh, tired of this…
Kids don’t always think of things the way grown-ups do.
**Why does Kanye West continue to try and test the boundaries of assholish behavior? [VMA Spoiler]
“Because I’m busy waiting on the customers who are in line, Sir” **
Listen up all you cks****rs!
Who Likes Mini-Golf? (fundraiser for my cousin’s surgery)**
Call me crazy, but I don’t think anybody is going to attend if you talk to them like that.
**Who preceeded M. Monroe as a gay icon?
Pat Buchanan, Again
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**What are the ladies doing in these Japanese prints? (possible NSFW)
Has this business disappeared?
**
Tried out a super-powerful handgun today
British Diplomat Found Murdered in Jamaica
:eek:
**To Paraphrase MacArthur…
“That’s so gay” **
OK, they were in the opposite order. But I still posted it.
** People stealing my lunch, is it ok to make a cat food sandwich?
How do you gargle? **
Heading to Japan–do I need anything besides a passport?
Bat poo
**Strangest Request by your Partner
How would you change the human body?
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Cafe Society:
**Who Can Sing “My Way?”
Jewish Pirates**
**Indiana Jones and The…um, Empire of the… uh something something
Monty Python girl with big knockers? **
Not really what I was thinking of… but I like it!