**How Do I Scare Deer Away From My Gardens?
Pat Buchanan, Again
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**How Do I Scare Deer Away From My Gardens?
Bat poo
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Asked and answered.
**What the hell did you just do, you moron?
I just turned away a man pleading for money for his child’s inhaler from my door at 10:30 at night
Most loathsome city in the universe
Tell me about Venice (Venezia)**
**Johns Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword
I just turned away a man pleading for money for his child’s inhaler from my door at 10:30 at night **
Inhaler guy got off lucky.
** Bat poo
Are pooh bears real?? **
How about pooh bats?
Do bats pooh in the woods?
** What’s so horrible about sex?
Is using a Real Doll (for sex) misogynist? (**
** Should I feel bad for laughing at them?
Provide a punchline for this fake joke **
Would be better reversed, but good enough as is
** What the hell did you just do, you moron?
Johns Hopkins student kills intruder with samurai sword **
**Strangest Request by your Partner
Driving across country. OMFG I can’t do this. **
Concealed Carry; why do you need to?
Cats peeing on bed
**Did you/do you have a life plan? Are you following it?
Driving across country. OMFG I can’t do this. **
So I suppose that is “yes”, and “no”.
** Strangest Request by your Partner
Plan our honeymoon! **
Kinky.
** Strange fortune cookies anyone?
What the hell did you just do, you moron? **
That’s one I really would like to see.
** Strangest Request by your Partner
Help me find or invent a word **
Is this a sexual request? Or just Strange?
What the hell did you just do, you moron?
Your cat’s breath smells like cabbage
** Happy, Healthy and Heavy
That’s … that’s a big baby **
Miley Cyrus Concert
Should I feel bad for laughing at them?
What’s so horrible about sex?
Paul Hogan says that “People, Not Places” are the key to Australian Tourism
I think I see where this is going. 
**Strangest Request by your Partner
Shoeless at the Office **
From CNN’s home page:
**When workers take charge
Stocks take a tiny step back **
Hey CNN I thought you were like, socialist and stuff.
** Can I make pulled pork in the oven?
What was Lucas thinking with the Porkins character in Star Wars?
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Pulled Porkins?