** Maybe I don’t need the electric cart any more?
I need off color jokes**
Changing Needs
** Unfortunate Company Names
I am an Employee **
**What to do when your bored
I think I’m slowly becoming a vegetarian. **
It’s more fun if you do it quickly.
** I need off color jokes
Hispanic Little Person Wanted**
“Say hello to my leetle friend!”
**How to get into NYC?
Most loathsome city in the universe **
Wait, why do you WANT to get in there then?
**What would have been the best one-liner response to Wilson’s “you lie”?
Any special requests for your funeral? **
Well, it’s certainly badass, but perhaps a bit over the top?
What to do when your bored
What the hell did you just do, you moron?
Idle hands are the devil’s plaything…
**Living life to the fullest
Am I killing my husbands dreams?
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Why Are We Still Looking For Black Boxes?
Damn moon landing conspiracy theorist!
**Tips On Dealing With A Narcissist
So I just sprayed Raid all over my kitchen… **
I guess that’s one way.
You took a violent killer to the fair? Are you insane?
Where the fuck are the people?
:eek:
Tonight at 11:00, all of the fair goers were brutally murdered. Tune in for more details.
advice on bringing new cat into household
**Gimpy kitty needs new home **
Bad advice, huh?
**You may ask God any three yes-or-no questions and have them answered. What do you ask?
Question about Oxford, London and accessibility **
Interesting subject choices.
** John Edwards and mistress to marry when Edwards’s wife dies; Dave Matthews Band to perform
Strange fortune cookies anyone? **
Strange but true
**OJ is still creepy
Back the FUCK off of my kiddos, pedo-creep!
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Hey, he’s a narcissistic violent thieving possessive murderer - but at least he’s not a pedo, right?
**Maybe I don’t need the electric cart any more?
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**Hiking across the Grand Canyon **
Maybe you should start smaller.
** How secure is are the encryption methods used on wireless routers?
Cleaning up my hard drive **
Getting rid of the evidence, eh? 
** the page numbering in all my word documents is completely goobered
Why am I seeing double in one eye? (“monocular diplopia”)**
Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad
I’m watching The Hindenburg
Erwin Schrödinger
Any cats I should avoid?
Who’s that guy next to Whoopi?
Hank
Hank who?