Same principle as the Virgin Birth of Jesus. Direct contact with God gives you a Messiah; holy water, gives pigeon eggs.
**If you drink holy water…
I just bought Mace and a knuckle knife **
In other words, don’t drink the holy water or you’ll be in a world of pain!
Was “Edward” an unlucky name for English monarchs?
I had an erotic dream about Edward Cullen.
**Viagra Ice Cream … Coming … to London
Foods You’ll Eat Frozen But Shouldn’t Be Frozen **
Um…yeah.
Advice for getting an STD test
Does the past exist?
Verily - observe as it drips into the present.
**Almost a year after the vasectomy…
I’m engaged! / Wedding advice, please! **
** Almost a year after the vasectomy…
Baby’s first words today! **
Erm…
I got a triple-header!
**Good Lord, it [Dune] was even worse than I remembered
I wish they would make a movie of…
Movie/tv show with a kid wanting a straitjacket?
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Almost a year after the vasectomy…
It WAS the Stork Aftr All!
Brilliant. 
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Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?
I can has multilingual cheezburger? **
EDIT: Oh, there’s also:
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Baby’s first words today!
Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?**
The automatic sequential thread combo generator for Cafe Society:
I can’t believe I watched the whole thing
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Mass, gravity and curved spacetime. A silly question.
Fat Bottomed Girls
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…and then three threads later we have:
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What Does Women’s Size X Look Like?
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hugh hefner
Almost a year after the vasectomy…
He got a bit freakier. The bunnies all needed brain bleach.
Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?
"She’s Got the Heart of a Pickle."
No, I did not call her a dillweed, dillweed!
What is the oddest thing you’ve said to yourself today?
I can has multilingual cheezburger?
**Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?
“She’s Got the Heart of a Pickle.” **
**I’m moving to WV. Let the jokes commence.
I can has multilingual cheezburger? **
In WV? Hah! They barely speak ONE language there!
Teenage girl, IRL meeting with internet “love”
Would you have spoken to the young girl?
For the record, NO.
You lose!
You’re mean.
**Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?
I dreamt I was dating an angel. Wait, I dreamt I was dating Angel??
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Ever have YOURSELF misunderstand what you said?