**Almost a year after the vasectomy…
My best friend drank the the proverbial Kool-aid… **
**How to Talk About Dying? (Re: My Grandfather)
Mathematicians determine how to address a zombie attack **
“There’s a 64.98 percent chance that Grandpa will rise from the dead and eat your brain. Make sure to bring a shotgun to the funeral for emergency cranial removal.”
Hand cranked vaginal washers and rectal dialators
How to talk about dying?(re: my grandfather)
**Seq. Thread; this could turn out very bad
It’s the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus. **
And all along I thought this was just harmless fun.
** I’ve decided I should go to medical school…
Ivy League **
Yeah. Why not go First Class?
** “I hate to be a bother, but could you be a dear and take this grenade off my hands?”
Catholic Dopers: A Request, Please **
Would work better the other way around, but you take what you can get.
Catholics respond better if you ask them politely.
**Ever have someone completely misunderstand what you said?
He Thinks I Am Not Good Enough For Him?? **
Actually, he said that he put the roast in the oven. How did you get you’re not good enough for him out of that?
Not on the Dope, but too good to leave out - this was on UK MSN:
Fern to appear on Strictly?
Britain’s ugliest dog attacked
**Moral Equivalence is boring. Let’s play a new Game!!
If I find you, I will kill you. **
Um, I think I want to keep playing Moral Equivalence, sorry.
Ask the fortune-teller
Would you be happy if you knew civilization was collapsing?
Why do airline prices fluctuate from day to day?
Ask the fortune-teller
**Poll: The Sexiest Thing
Dual-flush toilet conversion kits - worth the effort? **
** What Does Women’s Size X Look Like?
Fat Bottomed Girls **
** The view from my kid’s dorm room.
Does masterbation cause blindness?
Diagnose and prescribe a treatment for my medical problem**
** Why don’t you clean up your ass instead, bitch?
I’m not a bitch because you aren’t listening.**
So there!
** Did you ever call a “wedgie” a “snuggy”?
One Of My Pet Names For My Wife… **
**A brush with death
I Was In A Car Accident! **
** How do you deal with non-listeners?
Little Boys who only listen to their dads. **
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**Those who work from home, what is your dress code?
Bedspreads **
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**A good gift for a new teacher…
Seriously People, Am I The Only Person Who Has Never Heard Of A “Pimp Cup”?
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It’s the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus.
My daughter is sleeping in her closet
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Hiding won’t make it better, dear.
Odd properties of Gatorade.
How man7 arms/legs do I have?