** A Monday without an MMP is like . . .
The World’s Worst Beaches **
A Monday without an MMP is like . . .
I didn’t see this one coming
oregano
That *is *surprising.
They should have seen it coming. Look up at post 83!
In New Posts:
Buffy Question
Angel Question
Sounds like somebody just got laid off.
–Cliffy
**I set my hair on fire yesterday.
I found my band name! **
Hair on Fire. I like it!
**A Monday without an MMP is like . . .
Kathie Lee Gifford: still making me puke **
Why do airline prices fluctuate from day to day?
Celebrity Sex Tapes
Ah - so it depends on the in-flight movie, then.
**How far/long can a horse gallop?
Escaping a black hole **
Hee - that’s exactly how I got hooked on Buffy and Angel.
What is texting good for?
Lies, Damned Lies, and Healthcare Policy
Uhm…OK…
New threads:
**
If a tree falls on a naked guy in a forest and there’s no one there to see…
Extending the penis, how? **
**If I’m a smart person, why can’t I understand philosophy?
Toddler Logic.**
**What is the highest elevation you can drive to?
Why wouldn’t this simple idea to escape a black hole from below the event horizon work? **
“Tonight, on Top Gear…”
And Then There Were None (WARNING: Spoilers)
Ted Kennedy is dead
Yup, John, Bobby, and now Ted. That’s all of them.
I’m really not a cold hearted person, I swear.
**My first prostitute
Coked up hooker steals tow truck and attempts to allude police on bike path. **
Sounds like that went well!
Damn it. I was just about to post that…
Slee
**You can still get stuff with your Green Stamps
My first prostitute
I’m On The “Disabled List” 
**
Wow. I guess green stamps are how you get the really, really enthusiastic prostitutes.
** My toddler pooped in the potty!
Toddler logic
I’ll never set foot in _______ again!
I’m On The “Disabled List” ;)**
Sounds like an eventful day with the kids!
**Is there anything in this world better than a steaming hot baked potato?
My first prostitute**
**“The Wife”
My first prostitute **
Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight!
**Looking for something new to do with my 3 mo old daughter.
Make up inclined dopers: Lipstick or Lipgloss? **
Ohhhhkaaaaay. We are seriously in Creepy Territory here!