** Is there anything in the world better than a steaming hot baked potato?
My toddler pooped in the potty!
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**Fun Things to Say
My First Prostitute**
Anything else you motherfuckers need?
Bri1600BV Has Shown Me The Light!
I pit the intentionally obtuse!
Not so much the thread titles, but the last title as it applies to the content of the other two threads.
**“The Wife”
My first prostitute **
**Any special requests for your funeral?
tomndebb, get in or get out **
**Is your ass winking at me?
My coworker is weird **
I’ll say.
Would You Launch the Nukes
Challenge to Economic Conservatives
Nah. "Conservative economists propose nuclear attacks as alternative to Obama’s new stimulus package " just won’t go over well.
**Doctoral Programs That Pay You
Stealing Body Parts
The Extreme Nipple Pinch - Ain’t That a Kick in the Balls?
Thank you for the welcome
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**Dear Post Office,
My toddler pooped in the potty! **
OK, he pooped in the mailbox but I’m just so thrilled he could do it on his own.
What do you do with sweet cherries?
Huntin’, Shootin’ and Fishin’.
**“The Wife”
The worst thing imaginable happened to me **
**“The Wife”
I volunteered for our death panel today **
Surely she isn’t THAT bad.
**Who here has paid for sex?
A list of red flags in relationships **
Charging for it DOES imply a certain lack of warmth in the relationship.
**I’ll never set foot in _______ again!
“The Wife” **
I’m sure she’ll appreciate that.
My first prostitute
Wierd Facebook request (+ ? about friend suggestion)
Boredom And I Don’t Mix Well…
I volunteered for our death panel today
**Who here has been paid for sex?
Looking for something new to do with my 3 mo old daughter. **
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I saw those two, only reversed, and I thought about posting it but worried the reaction might be. I applaud your courage.
**Am I Republican or Democrat?
Most people are politically retarded
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** I love the smell of …
My first prostitute **
What should I expect at a Bar Mitzvah
Schrodingers Cat
**It’s the end of the world! Be sure to keep it in focus.
CalMeacham Interviewed on the History Channel
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