Sequals and Remakes that didn't quite "make it".

Cafe Society
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Make up a Sequal or Remake of a movie,
that if ever made,
might not do extremely well at the box office…
or the bargain bin!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

“ISHTAR II:Since you didn’t see the first one”.

“FRIDAY THE 13th…uh, What number are we on?”

“THE ALAMO II:Revenge of Crocketts Coonskin Hat”

“2121:The Year We Won’t Live To See Anyways.”

“Gigli…RE-RELEASED WITH 20% NEW FOOTAGE”

“Casablanca…Now In Color!!!”

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The Maltese Vulture

Logan’s Shuffle ("There’s only one catch – life ends at 90!)

Escape From Cleveland (AThis legendary hesit was mentioned in both films, iirc; a friend and I just figured he walked out of town)

The Princess Housewife (Westley and Buttercup live boringly everafter)

Sir Rhosis

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^^^“heist” not hesit.

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Immortal Beloved II - Beethoven De-Composes

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Man-Thing II - We still couldn’t think of a plot, but there’ll be blood and breasts!

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Pride and Prejudice II- This time it’s personal.
Howard the Duck-The Prequel I Am Only an Egg.
The Englishman Who Went Up an Even Smaller Hill and Came Down a Much, Much Bigger mountain
Catwoman II Hairballs
Torah, Torah, Torah Yeshiva students go to war
Conan the Librarian (or any other occupation you can think of except barbarian)

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Gone With the Wind II: Rhett really did give a damn.

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I was thinking

Gone With the Wind II: Yep, Still Gone

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Better than my original thought:

Gone With the Wind II: This time with less boredom.

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All My Children;the movie

The young and the Restless; The Movie

AS the Edge of the Secret Storm Turns at Night; Incredible Cast, Lousy plot

Now Dark Shadows the Movie woould actually stand a chance.

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You’re Dead Jim, the search for Kirk.

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Came like the Wind; a disatisfied housewife searches for Southerners who are not gentlemen.

Nightmare on Dickerson rd. *

okay, only Nashvillians will get this. Zoe, r you there?

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*Frank N’ Stein *

A disfigured alcoholic experiences the horrors of an intervention.

The Day the World truned Left; Aliens come to visit earth but can’t find it.
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Mission Impossible III* they don’t accept it and go on vacation instead.

Batman really Begins; the toddler years

War of the Wurst* two rival deli owners compete for business.
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Saved II; stop your beachin’* A christian lifegaurd makes people accept Jesus before he rescues them. :smiley: ha!! I slay me.

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I get the feeling that a sequel to Highlander wouldn’t do very well, if they ever made one. :smiley:

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Passion of the Christ: The Sequel (obvious)

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Memento II: The stuff that happened later … which actually means it’s the stuff that happened BEFOREHAND … I think … boy, this is complicated.

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[ul]
[li]“Land of the Dread”–A ritzy Jamaican resort erects barriers to keep out the zombified indigenous population.[/li][li]“The Bridgework of Madison County”–Our star-crossed lovers meet again 20 years later; not surprisingly, they don’t remember each other (or themselves for that matter).[/li][li]“Napoleon Dynamite II”–The filmmakers discover 2 more hours of obtuse, incomprehensible footage.[/li][li]“Legally Bland”–A C-student from Texas enters politics with surprising results![/li][/ul]

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Highlander II-B, the aliens’ counterattack!

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They already did:
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0412/is_4_27/ai_59599089

The horror… the horror…

Speaking of that…

Apocalypse now II. Escape from the Nike factory!

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Battlefield Earth II : when $cientologists strike !