Sequential headlines

Separated by one, but worth citing:
**Guys with huge penises. How do they live with them?

What/where is the biggest functional screw thread in the world
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Do employers send out rejection letters to jobseekers anymore?
So, how does one find a good exterminator (and is an exterminator even what I need?)

**What the latest about Bigfoot?

Heard any good gossip lately?
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What’s going on with Nessie?

Separated by two:

**That’s it, I’m not answering to anybody any more

Obliviousness can be hazardous to your health

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I’m ready to become a Zombie Survivalist- help me!
Scariest Stephen King moment **

**I fell for a phishing attempt
That’s it, I’m not answering to anybody any more

What the latest about Bigfoot?
Cute kid stories **

Do you like porn situations that, by definition, excludes persons like you?
What Do You Think Of This Work Situation?

Well, if it excludes me, then I don’t think much of it.

White powder found in letter in McCain office…
Really Fedex, Would It Have Killed You To Deliver It A Day Early?

**And the most homoerotic movie ever made is…
I hate show music!

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** hate show music!
So I Came Out This Week…
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The Sopranos does not really portray panic attacks realistically
You’ve NEVER backed up your files? WHY THE HELL NOT?

OMYGOD!!! OMYGOD!!! What’ll I do???

Fuggiddaboudit.

**So I Came Out This Week…
New US Army Uniform **

And it’s FAAAAABULOUUUUUUS!

**Doper Confessions
I feel so naked. (Lame and long lament)
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**What the latest about Bigfoot?
She passed! **

Magnetic cows?
Your latest crush on a woman

I’m an evil, evil man.

** Dirtiest sounding food phrases

We Have Pigeon Eggs
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** Largest/Most Complex Life Form Using Asexual Reproduction?

Do true asexuals exist who have NO sexual desires whatsoever?

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**I feel so naked. (Lame and long lament)
Dirtiest sounding food phrases
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**The Future of Religion
Chipping Illegals **
I hear the chip will be implanted on the forehead.

And it’s a tiny little chip, too – just 666 microns on a side.