Sequential Thread Titles: Electric Boogaloo

[citrus_x_paradisi]

From GQ:

Nuts
How can I keep squirrels away from my garden?

[rjk]

Earlier today in MPSIMS:

Damned Boids.
Who else has chickens?

[Hal_Briston]

Currently in MPSIMS:

Did you ever wonder what your pimp name might be?
George W. Bush, John Kerry, Jesse Jackson, et al.